Ok, I won’t write about this in third person, like that headline, so as not to confuse anyone! It’s us! Janie & Paul. And we’re here to let you know we will be once again watching the latest season of SOUTHERN CHARM on Peacock to record our bonus podcast episodes for maximum enjoyment.

Subscribe to please go on the season 11 Southern Charm journey with us.

Do you need to watch the show to listen along? No! Many of our bonus listeners DO NOT watch it but still mainline the pod eps for an extra dose of absurdity!

Our first episode is landing here behind the paywall, just to let you know we are BACK, BABY! Let the Damp Trash Games BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!

Hugs,

Janie & PFT

Hi fam!

In this November FREE podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS, listen to Janie & Paul (that’s us!) discuss the latest email release in the Epstein scandal, whether we are living in an alternate reality or realities with aliens and whether or not we would DIE for Paddington (spoiler alert: I would jump in front of a godd*mn grenade for Lord Paddington!)

In addition, we have decided to (once again!) recap and react to the new season son SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo (for some reason) which starts SOOOOON.

Upgrade here if you would like to listen to our bonus pod episodes discussing SOUTHERN CHARM!

We appreciate you listening to our lonely, little indie podcast! We are so happy to be in communion with you through our conversations! It feels a little less lonely to have this space, so thank you.

Happy November!

xo, Janie & Paul

Hiya folks!

Welcome to the Spooky Season Month of STAY F. HOMEKINS WATCH-A-LONGS! And this one is another FREEBIE!!

It’s a scary movie about LATE STAGE CAPITALISM!!!! And you know what?I think we need more of these. SOME PEOPLE COULD USE THE EDUCATION. So find this John Carpenter gem and sync up our audio here alongside it to immerse yourself in the WORLD of a society where THEY live. Ugh, I mean, we already are living it, amiright?

This little puppy is dropping FREE in your feed this week. But don’t forget to upgrade for our other watch-alongs! We appreciate your support of our community here, whether it is to listen to STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast or keep up with all of the goings ons and bonus HOMEKINS content, we wouldn’t be here without YOU. So, YOU live. Let’s ALL live. And enjoy THEY LIVE.

😎😎😎😎😎,

Janie & PFT

Hey Everyone!

Please enjoy this month’s FREE after-dinner conversation with US, Janie & Paul, your comedy couple co-hosts.

In this episode Janie wonders if Tilly Norwood will reboot every Eddie Murphy character, Paul gets invited to Riyadh after our bathroom break (not really!), and together the duo does the math on Fonzie’s existence through American authoritarianism.

Does anyone have a blu-ray copy of a particular 1994 film that captures our imagination? Let us know in the comments!

Because physical media is in danger,

Janie & PFT

Below is where you can upgrade to get all of our bonus episodes! Scary movie watch-along is HAPPENING!!! BOO!

Well there has been so much going on with Late Night TV of late and now, the DEVIL is part of it? This film was new to both me and Paul, and it takes place ON Halloween! Can’t get more festive for spooky season than THAT! Buckle in for some 1970’s la…

Well, goblins, me and PFT are giving ya something to HOWL about! We are kicking off the October Spooky Movie Watchalong Season (where we will give you FIVE movies in 2025!) with this gratis companion audio to stream THE HOWLING alongside us from 1981!

Be dogged and upgrade your sub (if you haven’t already) so you can access EVERY movie this month (in addition to our many archived watch-alongs!) If you are already a premium member, please know, we deeply appreciate it and you. Your support means so much to us and keeps this hidden little humor community afloat. And we need a positive outlet so much these days. So thank you for being a member. Truly.

Remember how this works, if you’re rusty: find the movie to play or stream, begin our audio on some separate speakers (we help you sync up with us), kick back and WE WATCH IT TOGETHER AS A FAMILY!

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In this one we learn about horny werewolves and their truly mundane internal politics! Turns out communes are NOT THAT EASY TO RUN!

Howl away,

Janie & Paul

Well, hello out there cuties! It is Virgo Season, amirite? I mean, I dunno what any of that stuff means, but it is funny to pretend!

This is our very special FREE TO ALL September edition of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, where you get our “after-dinner” style spontaneous, free flowing conversation between us, a married couple, who work in comedy and entertainment RIGHT OUTTA LOS ANGELES!

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In this month’s edition, the tree drama CRESCENDOES, and as a Tree Mom, I have a lot to say. Paul doesn’t know which side of the tree he’s on (until it all comes out!), Janie describes a fun night and together, the duo, pretty much rely on the importance of art, connection and creativity as a lifeline in these STILL VERY INTERESTING TIMES. (Are they interesting? Or just stupid? You be the judge!)

Tune in, drop out and hug a tree.

Love, Janie & PFT!

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Hey y’all!!!!!

What a mixed bag the August STAY F. HOMEKINS episode is. We are TRYING to find moments of fun, creativity and do the whole joy as resistance thing but the clowns around town make that kind of vibing slightly challenging!

BUT WE ARE STRIVING AS ARTISTS TO KEEP ON KEEPIN’ ON AND FEEL LUCKY AND GRATEFUL YOU ARE HERE WITH US!! So, thank you for subscribing and listening and commenting below.

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In this episode, Janie denigrates their horrifc mattress, PFT describes a tumble and together the duo lean into the middle stage of their lives with their signature cynicism mixed with cultivated optimism!!

THANK YOU and join in the conversation below. We are grateful you are here.

Janie & Paul