Hi all,

In this week’s episode of NOT the terrible onslaught of breaking news: the Sur kids do yet ANOTHER photo shoot, Marcus and Kim’s relationship hits that all-important ten month mark requiring a commitment ceremony, and Anjelica reveals her true colors as a RHYMES WITH WITCH.

All this AND MORE a…

Happy New Year, Homekins!

We are dropping our FIRST conversation podcast of this year in the signature STAY F. HOMEKINS style. Unplanned, unedited, raw conversation between us (Paul and Janie!) captured FRESH for your YOUR listening pleasure OR displeasure. In this episode: Janie discusses a creative life under fascism, Paul discusses a creative life that falls short and TOGETHER the duo wax poetic about the show Traitors! What do YOU think and feel about this great and messy human experience? Tell us (respectfully) in the comments! Thank you, everyone, go forth and be kind and loving. It is the way.

Hugs not thugs,

Janie & PFT

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Welcome to the first podcast of damp trash this year! In this bonus content STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode…

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…we take on the yearly Boy’s Dinner at Miss Patricia’s, we learn her current butler may have a traumatic brain injury and discover that Whitney may be drowning in …