1. Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever.
2. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal play
3. LIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE - the air tight objective begins - can Lauren be artificially air tight to prepare for the real thing? Practice makes you a better swinger, so Lauren brings out the bagadicks and lube.
4. Richard straps on a penis sheath and obtains the penis size he always wanted and tries it out LIVE in the name of science. We’re not sure if he’s ever going to take it off.
5. Single Guys put in your applications now for the "Five Guys" opportunity at our October 2026 event.

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• From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.
• Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.
• Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.
• When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect when "dance flirting" with men on the dance floor?
• We tour the TEMPTATION playroom on the cruise, which quickly became an awkward porn-corn maze we had to escape.
• We entice a couple to the room with cookies and a jacuzzi. Have a foursome with some silent cummers. Richard chooses a random body part to cum on.
• We interview guests whether they prefer cum distance or volume.

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1. Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed.
2. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, like their job has been done!
3. Richard uses a TabuToys blowjob machine to ejaculate on air in record time. Hear how his new toy feels - not looks!
4. When giving farewells after playing with another couple, is a fist bump acceptable?
5. We interview guests at SIN about admiration, who they want to f@#k at the party, and why they love us.
6. Richard uses his creepy Urologist Degree to get sex, while, once again, proving his degree is super fake.
7. Richard decides he was the one in our foursome that no one wanted to play with (just like in elementary school.) Was he the ‘one’ in the ‘Take one for the Team’?
8. We ventured into the playroom on the last night. We tried to stay in sexy mode, but couldn't.

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1. We prep for months for a trip across the pond to Cap d'Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an over-thinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. For humans who worry.
2. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being planned by friends, we jump in blind and bring one of everything just in case.
3. We head to the Bay of Pigs beach after 20 years of waiting. Lauren wants to go check out a sex circle, and enjoys a threesome on the gay side of the sand.
4. A woman sets her sights on Richard at a club. He uses a “bad doggie’ tactic to escape her gaze.
5. We try to take in all of the things Cap has to offer while being overwhelmed with everything, everywhere, all at once! The beautiful vibe leaves us wanting to come back.
6. Lauren takes the new Melt 2 from TabuToys for a test drive LIVE. Bets for how many seconds it takes to orgasm can be gambled on Patreon.
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8. Join us in Feb for one of our most original events yet! FLIRT 2026

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• We travel to the States and almost give Jet Blue oral. We stare at braless women, hunt vanillas, have a couple foursomes, attend a weekend Friction hotel party and have a life changing experience on the 6th floor.
• We strike gold when we leave the curtains open in hopes that someone on the street catches a glimpse of our sexy foursome. He’ll never look at the handicapped the same.
• We talk about the different types of lifestyle parties, using sexy Venn diagrams to help you manage expectations.
• Richard avoids being raped by a sex-starved Venom ™ vixen. He has PTSD from not being violated.
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• Party Drug Question and Answers? This episode will make you feel good. Richard's adverse effect on MDMA and NFL while Lauren's snorting Nesquik and dancing under the pretty lights. This episode we talk about party drugs, what they are, what to know- the good and the bad. Listen to our best preferences and tips, DANCESAFE -
• Richard gets emotional and almost quits the LS. The lifestyle can feel ruthless. Vulnerable situations get worse when you sprinkle in emotions. Friends will F other Friends but that doesn’t mean they're Fing you in the process!
• As professional HO’s, we see the difference between situations of friends who can schedule versus seizing the opportunity with a new connection.

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1. We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend's birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy.
2. Richard meets a Neurologist/Urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment.
3. A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces his science quiz, but fails to cease the flirt opportunity.
4. Thanks to "karaoke" in the disco, we are orgy-bound to party in the diamond suites.
5. We play with a couple and will forever be our ‘mental porno couple’!

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1. Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi.
2. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them.
3. How to pick the perfect spot in the jacuzzi?
4. Richard gives a PSA on how to use the cubby hole system.
5. Move that bus, we were stunned by this hotel room makeover. Then Lauren is stunned by her sexy vibe.
6. Siding with friend in the lifestyle, we crack the code.
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8. Come to Richard’s newest meet n greet idea at our October SIN Event. Stay at our Overflow hotel!

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