1. Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever.
2. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal play
3. LIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE - the air tight objective begins - can Lauren be artificially air tight to prepare for the real thing? Practice makes you a better swinger, so Lauren brings out the bagadicks and lube.
4. Richard straps on a penis sheath and obtains the penis size he always wanted and tries it out LIVE in the name of science. We’re not sure if he’s ever going to take it off.
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• From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.
• Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.
• Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.
• When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect when "dance flirting" with men on the dance floor?
• We tour the TEMPTATION playroom on the cruise, which quickly became an awkward porn-corn maze we had to escape.
• We entice a couple to the room with cookies and a jacuzzi. Have a foursome with some silent cummers. Richard chooses a random body part to cum on.
• We interview guests whether they prefer cum distance or volume.

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1. Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed.
2. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, like their job has been done!
3. Richard uses a TabuToys blowjob machine to ejaculate on air in record time. Hear how his new toy feels - not looks!
4. When giving farewells after playing with another couple, is a fist bump acceptable?
5. We interview guests at SIN about admiration, who they want to f@#k at the party, and why they love us.
6. Richard uses his creepy Urologist Degree to get sex, while, once again, proving his degree is super fake.
7. Richard decides he was the one in our foursome that no one wanted to play with (just like in elementary school.) Was he the ‘one’ in the ‘Take one for the Team’?
8. We ventured into the playroom on the last night. We tried to stay in sexy mode, but couldn't.

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