We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos).

Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little more... intimate. After having part of her cervix removed, she faces some of the most brutal pain imaginable.

Once we’ve unpacked all that, we dive into some relationship cheat codes! The kind you’ll want to pull out next time your partner is driving you absolutely mad.

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If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money and guarantee max fun!

Plus, we’re diving into a conflicting topic: what actually counts as cheating? From emotional connections to strip clubs, we put some real-life scenarios to our Instagram polls to find out where people draw the line. The results? Let’s just say everyone’s definition of “cheating” isn’t the same

Rachel finally found her first ick within her relationship! And Carl’s been seriously wound up about something!

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We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest cock in porn.

He tells talks to us about boundaries, cock reactions, chatting about work with family and friends, and now working and hanging out with stars he used to beat off to.

Following on from last episodes, Carl is bringing what guys wish the gals knew! Great insight if you need help levelling up your relationship or dating game.

Happy listening!

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Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn.

He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found himself in the industry.

Plus, lads, have you ever wondered what girls you’re dating are actually thinking about? Rach, has the answers!

Happy listening!

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You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast:

Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week

This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners, who shares an emotional and inspiring story about the end of his engagement, after discovering his ex-fiancé was using ChatGPT to reply to his messages (and body shaming him along the way), he’s now turning things around and on a powerful, life-transforming journey.

Plus, Carl shares a beautiful tribute to his Dad, that he’s getting for his birthday this week.

Happy listening!

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Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds!

We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship dynamic, the first time Eclipse watched porn, living with a dominatrix, and loads more juicy bits you don’t want to miss.

And because we’re obsessed with all the ChatGPT chaos floating around lately, we decided to let the robot roast us and break down our love languages, and its all a bit too real

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This week’s episode is seriously insightful!

Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and present.

From sexual desires, to boundaries, communication and gender eurphoria, Eclipse dives deep with honesty, and heart. It’s raw, it’s real, and it might just open your eyes to a whole new world.

Plus we have a gut-wrenching response from a listener who has been personally victimised by their now, ex-fiance and ChatGPT.

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Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you!

This week, we're joined by our mate Patty, who drops a jaw-dropping story about an “exclusive” relationship that started with sparks, spice, and serious romance… before taking a dark and twisted couple of turns.

And to wrap it all up: thinking about upgrading your private parts? We’re serving up all the juicy hacks for better sperm and puswah!

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