Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see how many festival dates she can line up this summer. Spoiler: she’s already got a bite after one hour!!

But buckle up, because Keely also drops a wild story that comes with a PSA for anyone dating in Auckland… apparently, there’s a 6’5" male out there juggling over 30 women, while being “exclusive” with three of them.

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Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

Keely’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/keelypaigee/?hl=en

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Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter grow up too fast.

But don’t get too cozy, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating.

Spoiler: it’s grim out there.

Men, if your first message is a sexual comment, we need to talk! Don’t worry though, we’ve got tips to help you do way better.

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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

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We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos).

Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little more... intimate. After having part of her cervix removed, she faces some of the most brutal pain imaginable.

Once we’ve unpacked all that, we dive into some relationship cheat codes! The kind you’ll want to pull out next time your partner is driving you absolutely mad.

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Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/

Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/

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