Mazel morons! It's another immaculate Monday, and today we're unpacking the existential question: are you still people-pleasing if your voice drops an octave? Josh reveals his “actor voice,” Ben relives being shot in the ass with vitamin B, and the guys spiral into microphallus territory before debating NAD drips, diet culture, parenting, and why the 13th floor is a scam. Plus: ghost threesomes, OnlyFans ethics, foreskin taxidermy, and an anonymous uncle who deserves jail. What are ya nuts?

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re joined by the one and only Chace Crawford — aka Nate Archibald, aka The Deep, aka the most handsome man to ever discuss his bowel movements on mic. We get into his Texas upbringing, almost becoming a dermatologist, and what it’s really like shooting a superhero orgy on The Boys. Plus: the chaos of peak Gossip Girl fame, regrets about not leaning into it harder, and why Josh and Chace low-key trauma bonded over 2000s teen stardom. Ben gets too comfortable asking about his grooming routine, and Josh reveals he’s maybe, possibly, slightly obsessed. Plus, we answer YOUR messages- what’s not to love?! What, are ya nuts?

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Mazel morons! This week, we’re talking donut diplomacy, bathroom politics, and what happens when Josh tries to be a cop with a BBL. Ben uncovers the sugar-free conspiracy at Starbucks and makes the case for deli meat at 34,000 feet, while Josh is manifesting a role on The Pitt. We dive into intrusive thoughts (like chucking your dog off the balcony), proper sauna etiquette (again) and the Venmo crimes that’ll send you straight to the Good Guys jail. What are ya nuts?

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Mazel Morons! This week, Ben recounts his self-inflicted near-death experience, Josh admits to full-body code-switching at Equinox, and together, we pitch insurance for EVERYTHING. Plus: we weigh in on the new Pope, unpack Jewish mob lore, and finally start The Sopranos 25 years late. What are ya nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! This week, Ben’s prepping for his baby’s bris and Josh is reminiscing about the time a chimp nearly shut down the Drake & Josh set. We spiral into essential baby prep (designer diapers vs. Costco classics), fake parenting advice from David Attenborough, and and whether Jake Paul is actually… emotionally healed? Plus: Big Justice and AJ sightings at the MrBeast premiere, elephants walking through the Lincoln Tunnel for the circus (yes, really), and answer YOUR messages about college these days and wedding gift etiquette. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons! Today, we’re back with another solo episode for your listening pleasure. Ben pitches the next great American institution: a fast-casual tuna, egg, and chicken salad bar—Cold Stone style. Josh isn’t buying it (yet), but that doesn’t stop us from spiraling into a food-fueled fever dream of custom wraps, funeral spreads, and White Castle-based exit strategies. We’re talking everything from airport meltdowns and airline seatbelt extenders to custom wraps, corporate greed, wedding Venmos, and why fast food tastes better when you're sad. Mondays and Thursdays, baby. What, are ya nuts?!

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ORDER IN THE COURT, MORONS! Today we’re joined by the one and only Limor Mojdehiazad, otherwise known as @LawyerLimor, to help us wrap our heads around the messiest trials of the year. Karen Read is back in court for the alleged murder of her Boston cop boyfriend- the case includes a snowstorm, a missing party, and a house full of cops with zero alibis. Then, we unpack Diddy’s RICO case, freak offs, and why baby oil is being entered into evidence. Finally, we dive into the Baldoni v. Lively case and Taylor Swift’s recent subpoena. Plus, we investigate YOUR dating red flags and whether or not we should’ve signed prenups. What are ya nuts?!

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Howdy morons! Joshy and Benny are BACK and better than ever. Ben recounts the chaos of his 24-hour trip to South Carolina (United Airlines, we have notes,) while Josh reflects on the wild emotional rollercoaster of raising kids, getting botox for his chest, and watching his son fall in love with… a Kia Soul. Plus, the guys debate Monopoly strategy, gym etiquette, and whether you can ever truly feel confident in your underwear on social media. We answer YOUR messages about everything from naked steam room sessions to espresso at 10 p.m.—what are ya, nuts? Love ya!

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