Mazel Morons! Today we’re deep in our natural habitat: consumerism, contusions, and cursed outlet mall energy. We navigate in-person recordings, red-eyes, and the emotional minefield of December travel optimism. From classic baby name philosophy to monetizing our QVC daydreams on Amazon Live, this is peak Good Guys logic - where the sales are salmon, the bruises are blue, and the gratitude is real. Five stars- otherwise what are ya nuts?

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Mazel morons! Today, we sit down with former CIA officer and bestselling author Andrew Bustamante for one of the wildest conversations we’ve ever had. We talk Epstein files, how the government actually hides secrets, CIA interrogation tests, what really happens inside Langley, how to escape a mugger (Ben’s “fake phone call” technique gets reviewed), digital security nightmares, and the truth behind spy tradecraft. Plus, a shocking amount of Dunkin’ Donuts discourse. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya!

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Mazel Morons and Happy Thanksgiving! We’re kicking things off in proper Good Guys fashion with a full Halloween recap on Thanksgiving, including Ben’s cross-dressing origin story and the moment CVS betrayed him with a wall of XXL Shaq-branded peach gummies. Josh walks us through the peak joys of trick-or-treating with kids, and somehow we immediately pivot into Jewish diners, bergamot-brisket–themed cologne, and whether restaurants should legally be required to add an extra shrimp for the table. We break down the Justin Baldoni lawsuit update, debate why all GLP-1 drugs sound like discontinued Pokémon, and delve into some really juicy Moron Mail: overbearing relatives, inheritance drama, student loan rage, and the chaotic beauty of multi-generational holiday dysfunction. What are ya, nuts?! Love y’all and Happy Holidays!

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