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We take you on our UFO adventure to Pennsylvania's Roswell – the Kecksburg UFO Festival where we meet renowned paranormal researchers and dive deep into cryptid culture.

• Celebrating Alanna's 50th birthday week with unforgettable adventures
• South Mountain Hotel remains our favorite place with great staff, food, and atmosphere
• Exploring the Kecksburg UFO Festival, site of the famous 1965 UFO crash
• Meeting paranormal research celebrities like Stan Gordon and Ron Murphy who have appeared on History Channel
• Discovering incredible craftsmanship in Sasquatch wood carvings and skull art
• Learning about the "goblin universe" theory of interdimensional travel
• Connecting UFO phenomena with rich Appalachian folklore traditions
• Finding out about Squonk Fest in our hometown celebrating Cambria County's cryptid
• Reviewing Happy Gilmore 2 and Death of a Unicorn - both highly recommended
• Planning future adventures investigating paranormal phenomena across Appalachia

Join us this weekend at Squonk Fest in Johnstown's Cambria City at the Bottleworks venue if you want to experience a cryptid festival for yourself!

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We explore political cults, internet drama, and summer beach debates while diving deep into the paranormal hotspots of Pennsylvania.

• Jeffrey Epstein's list becoming a political football and why people shouldn't have based their vote on expecting its release
• The viral TikTok drama of a woman bringing antipasto salad to a gathering where she wasn't directly invited
• Ranking East Coast beaches from New Jersey to Myrtle Beach for families, tourists, and beachgoers
• Questioning why certain foods like donuts and pancakes are beach staples when they cause bloating
• Our revelation that we live in Pennsylvania's paranormal hotspot "Chestnut Ridge" as featured on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch
• Condemnation of those using the Texas flooding tragedy for political points or social media engagement
• The upcoming milestone of turning 50 and making new connections in this next chapter

Stay trashy, motherfuckers!

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Scott and Alanna return after a two-month hiatus to share the dramatic life events that derailed their planned move to Nashville, including the shocking discovery of Alanna’s three-month-old grandson born to her estranged daughter.

• Reflecting on their comedy shows at the Masonic Temple, in Altoona and venues in Waynesboro
• Navigating the Maryland child welfare system as grandparents with no special standing
• Exploring Nashville's comedy scene and comparing it unfavorably to Pittsburgh's open mics
• Discussing Pennsylvania wedding traditions like cookie tables and favorite local restaurants
• Passionate defense of drive-in movie theaters over traditional cinema experiences
• Following true crime cases including Karen Read and a new case from Bloomsburg

Moving forward, Gilded Trash will be releasing episodes on the 1st and 15th of each month. Stay trashy, buckle up y'all. It's a hell of a ride.

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We love mysteries, puzzles, and unsolved crimes in this wild ride of connections between seemingly unrelated conspiracies.

• Attending a comedy show at Petersburg Fire Company with Ridge Hershberger featuring incredible organization and amazing meatballs
• Discussing the viral video of conservative creator Savannah Craven being hit during a street interview in New York
• Exploring Rabbi Galina Trefil's claims that her father Dr. John (Jon) Trefil is the notorious Zodiac Killer
• Finding unexpected connections between treasure hunter Forrest Fenn and skyjacker DB Cooper through their aviation backgrounds and physical similarities
• Examining disturbing text messages from celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak to Kanye West about "Zombieland" and his history with experimental drug programs
• Announcing upcoming comedy shows including a karaoke contest judging gig, the Comedy Farm Anniversary Show, and a Memorial Day weekend comedy series in Waynesboro

If you haven't already, check out our parody video "Honey & Mustard" on YouTube. Stay trashy, Illuminati Peace.

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Scott Kelley joins us to share the journey behind his Amazon Prime comedy special "Word of Mouth" and the unique path he's taken to comedy success. We dive into the creative process, missed opportunities, and the challenges of producing authentic comedy while balancing family expectations.

• Early comedy influences from childhood and school years
• Writing and performing parody songs about inappropriate topics
• Almost landing a writing position at Saturday Night Live before it went to Pete Davidson
• Nearly becoming a writer for an AMC show that fell apart after the producer's accident
• The technical challenges of recording a comedy special including audience noise and mic issues
• Balancing religious family background with adult comedy material
• Reviving old material and finding the perfect punchlines years later
• Creative process behind developing a comedy special and selecting material

Check out Scott Kelley's special "Word of Mouth" on Amazon Prime, and find him online by searching "Scott Kelley Comedian" since an astronaut has claimed his name in search results!

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We dive into the magic of 80s movie weekends and how childhood freedom has changed over the decades. Homemade popcorn, classic films, and reminiscing about simpler times create the perfect nostalgic experience.

• The perfect 80s movie weekend starts with The Goonies and includes Poltergeist, E.T., and Ghostbusters
• Childhood in the 80s meant unlimited freedom to explore without parental supervision
• America's Most Wanted potentially sparked the rise of helicopter parenting
• Reality TV shows thrive by planting seeds of conflict without scripting specific drama
• Americans are drawn to sob stories and emotional content more than positive messages
• Corned beef and pastrami represent the ultimate comfort foods, especially around St. Patrick's Day
• We won $5,000 in a nationwide candy factory scavenger hunt during COVID

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Join us as we take a lively dive into the bustling comedy scene of Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where we unpack a week of heartfelt performances and great laughs. From chaotic Valentine’s Day shows dubbed the “Valentine's Day Massacre” to local comedians honing their craft at The Comedy Farm, this episode paints a picture of a vibrant community fueled by laughter. Our hosts share personal anecdotes and experiences of performing in front of enthusiastic crowds, emphasizing how joyful audiences can elevate comedy shows to new heights.

We also reminisce about the great nostalgia of local pizza shops, linking these warm memories to the comfort and joy of good food and good friends. As we explore the complexities surrounding freedom of speech in comedy, we urge open dialogue on the nature of humor in today's ever-changing cultural landscape. The conversation culminates in excitement over upcoming charity shows, encouraging everyone to support local comedy.

Whether you're a die-hard comedy fan or just curious about our fun journey into Johnstown's entertainment landscape, this episode promises to entertain and inspire. Make sure to hit subscribe and join our joyous exploration of laughter, community, and good food!

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This episode captures the lively and humorous vibe of the Super Bowl, intertwining reflections on life, politics, and an appreciation for food. We discuss predictions for the game, share culinary delights for our big game party, and reminisce about past sporting experiences while transitioning into upcoming comedy plans and our passion for podcasting.

• Discussion of Super Bowl excitement and nostalgia
• Predictions for Eagles vs. Chiefs
• Highlights of standout food for the Super Bowl party
• Insights into the political landscape and its interplay with sports
• Upcoming comedy shows and future podcast plans

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