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We take you on our UFO adventure to Pennsylvania's Roswell – the Kecksburg UFO Festival where we meet renowned paranormal researchers and dive deep into cryptid culture.

• Celebrating Alanna's 50th birthday week with unforgettable adventures
• South Mountain Hotel remains our favorite place with great staff, food, and atmosphere
• Exploring the Kecksburg UFO Festival, site of the famous 1965 UFO crash
• Meeting paranormal research celebrities like Stan Gordon and Ron Murphy who have appeared on History Channel
• Discovering incredible craftsmanship in Sasquatch wood carvings and skull art
• Learning about the "goblin universe" theory of interdimensional travel
• Connecting UFO phenomena with rich Appalachian folklore traditions
• Finding out about Squonk Fest in our hometown celebrating Cambria County's cryptid
• Reviewing Happy Gilmore 2 and Death of a Unicorn - both highly recommended
• Planning future adventures investigating paranormal phenomena across Appalachia

Join us this weekend at Squonk Fest in Johnstown's Cambria City at the Bottleworks venue if you want to experience a cryptid festival for yourself!

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We explore political cults, internet drama, and summer beach debates while diving deep into the paranormal hotspots of Pennsylvania.

• Jeffrey Epstein's list becoming a political football and why people shouldn't have based their vote on expecting its release
• The viral TikTok drama of a woman bringing antipasto salad to a gathering where she wasn't directly invited
• Ranking East Coast beaches from New Jersey to Myrtle Beach for families, tourists, and beachgoers
• Questioning why certain foods like donuts and pancakes are beach staples when they cause bloating
• Our revelation that we live in Pennsylvania's paranormal hotspot "Chestnut Ridge" as featured on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch
• Condemnation of those using the Texas flooding tragedy for political points or social media engagement
• The upcoming milestone of turning 50 and making new connections in this next chapter

Stay trashy, motherfuckers!

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Scott and Alanna return after a two-month hiatus to share the dramatic life events that derailed their planned move to Nashville, including the shocking discovery of Alanna’s three-month-old grandson born to her estranged daughter.

• Reflecting on their comedy shows at the Masonic Temple, in Altoona and venues in Waynesboro
• Navigating the Maryland child welfare system as grandparents with no special standing
• Exploring Nashville's comedy scene and comparing it unfavorably to Pittsburgh's open mics
• Discussing Pennsylvania wedding traditions like cookie tables and favorite local restaurants
• Passionate defense of drive-in movie theaters over traditional cinema experiences
• Following true crime cases including Karen Read and a new case from Bloomsburg

Moving forward, Gilded Trash will be releasing episodes on the 1st and 15th of each month. Stay trashy, buckle up y'all. It's a hell of a ride.

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