We've gotta close out the ran thru year of 2025 with another thick drop, our LONGEST yet. America's Widow, Mizz Erika Kirk, had an interview with CTN fav Bari Weiss that is making the rounds online. Her primetime town hall on CBS News captured her odd behavior, switching from being happy and cheery to what some are saying is a demonic presence...your hosts explore. The Piers Morgan show can't stop being the peak humiliation ritual on the internet. This time, Piers brought on Congressional candidate Valentina Gomez, who had a train ran on her by a group of dusties on Zoom for being racist towards Muslim people. Nick Fuentes also appeared on the show to talk about being a virgin. We clock the next guest Piers should have, Ryan Williams, aka @koreanscott on X, who is a pick me for dusty English views. The New York Times Summit was an absolute disaster, with Palantir CEO Alex Karp having a full tweak sesh on stage. Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom sat on the iconic chair in a way that had people on X questioning his persuasion. And Free Press staff writer, Olivia Ringold, makes another appearance, this time for the cold email that got her hired by Bari. All you gotta do to get hired at the Free Press is call NYC dirty and shid on the libz. Enjoy and Happy New Year!!

Hey hentai, it's a blessing to be back. Your fav hosts have been battling demonic forces IRL and triumphing, and we're excited to share more with y'all. Obviously, at the top of the list are more antics by Bari Weiss' Free Press, which is obsessed with Ozempic and Zohran Mamdani. We clock TFP Staff Writer Olivia Reingold, who has a terminal case of ZDS (Zohran Derangement Syndrome), and Susie Weiss, sis of Bari, who has a fixation on everyone's weight. We gotta hand it to Bari tho, she knows how to sprinkle sprinkle the establishment tech dusties. Palantir CEO Alex Karp is going ranthru in the media circuit, begging for views and tanking engagement rates on every platform his face appears on. That's what you get for being the IT department for mess. We also talk about Bryan Johnson, the I wanna live forever guy, who can't stop tweeting about taking shrooms. Strap in and strap on, this one's a doozy.

This country is a giant MEZZ. Your gworls are back with a severe clocking of the Deep State. We take a look at Miss Bari Weiss, Founder of conservacuck outlet the Free Press. She's been tapped to lead CBS News into the corporate abyss. We explore her background and ties to Palantir, one of the largest sources of evil in our soyciety. CTN investigates the University of Austin, a private university founded by Weiss and Palantir Co-Founder Joe Lonsdale. The school is nothing for views with 90 students but pumped with VC funds and a syllabus that includes Palantir CEO Alex Karp's fugly book The Technological Republic. We talk about how the school is propping corporate dusties up for SEO views. All of this plus the debacle playing out on cable news, Jimmy Kimmell, The (Nothing4) View, and Bill Maher. Enjoy!

On this August edition of CTN, your hosts dive face first into the failed libs drooling while our country sinks deeper into its corporate crypt. Andrew Cuomo's social media team is flopping while trying to attack Zohran Mamdani for living in a rent stabilized apartment. We clock how Cuomo sounds turnt in recent videos, and how his campaign is prolapsing online. Minority Speaker Hakeem Jeffries is a total thot on Instagram and X with photoshopped pics of his waist, crotch, and shoulders henny. Those lines are warped affff, hire an intern babe. And Pete Buttigieg is going azz up for Izzzrael, it's not looking cute for these establishment girls. And in the marketing world, Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle told us how jeanz are passed downnnn from parensss to ossspring, and girl their sales tanked. Elf Cosmetics also went desperate for views, hiring comedian Matt Rife to sell makeup even tho he makes jokes about DV. Our theory is that if you go woke you broke, and if you go anti-woke you go HELLA broke. And lastly, poor Grok got suspended on X for clocking Netanyahu, Elonka, and Dump yet again. THIS ONE IS THICCCC, so enjoy!

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WE'RE BAAAACK to clock this fugly timeline. Zohran Mamdani's upset win in the NYC Democratic Mayor Primary has everyone's undies in a twist, especially Blue MAGA. After flopping to get in Andrew Cuomo's dusty house, they're hoping that Eric Adams will save them with his nothing for views get ready with me's on Reelz. Piers Morgan hosted a Google Meet zircle jerg with a DNC dusty, skeletor Rudy Giuliani, Geraldo Rivera (?), and Cenk Uygur desperate for view. Palantir Founder Peter Thiel prolapsed on Ross Douthat's dusty New York Times podcast, going full technofasc and calling Greta Thunberg the antichrist. All of this plus some sus selfies from Manny MUA and Drake.

Hello Dubaiiii. Welcome to the Shahs of Sunset edition of CTN, where we clock how everyone and their mother is going Habibi for a view and a coin henny. Dump went on a tour to the Middle East, snagging coins, views, and planes. Elonka, feeling left out and debunked by shareholders, is making deals with Saudi Arabia, uploading his Starlink mess into their server. Their Minister of Communications and IT, Adullah Alswaha, will do ANYTHING for a PayPal dusty view or coin. David Saggs and Marc Andreessen go busted for views on podcasts and group chats. Piers Morgan is inviting every single fugly on the internet to appear on his show, we clock Lily Gaddis, Ye + Sneako, and more of the busted guests he milks for clicks. And Ethan Klein is going feral over Hasan Piker, who called his wife BUSTED for international criminal views.

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Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, Ben Shapiro and Dave Portnoy. Dave can't help but keep crying about his crashing portfolio on X, making him regret riding the Dump train. And of course, there's Elonka Musk who is now exiting the Dump admin, leaving his legacy of the two most ranthru months in recent government history. He clashes with Peter Navarro on tariff policy and also streamed Path of Exile 2 on X, where he got cyberbullied to oblivion. Listen in for a clockable update on the state of zoyziety.

Sorry it's been a minute gworls, we're excited to return with a thick episode filled with hilarious takes on the top stories of our busted nation. Elonka has been getting clocked, from White House meetings to Tesla dealerships nationwide. His musty outfits and behavior have been having real world consequences, we investigate how he's trying to clean up his act. JD Vance has also been getting blown out all over the internet, with edits of his face flooding our feeds following a testy meeting with Zelenskyy. The media landscape has been negative for views with the pundits these days, we clock how Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy is now a regular fixture on Fox Business. CEO of JP Morgan, Jamie Dimon, has become work from home's biggest opp, saying it ruins business and should be abolished. Meanwhile, he thinks DOGE and Elonka is Einstein-level behavior...okay goya. And of course, we can't forget to dip into the Nunuverse for some Ash Trevino and Jefa tea updates. Miss Jefa attempted to host a meet and greet "with chips for the exclusives." All of this AND so much more. Enjoy!