Season 2, Episode 13: The Deep State Spreads its Holo

Oh hentie, it's a mess out here in 2026. Your hosts kick off their first episode of the year with a deep dive into the World Economic Forum, a collection of globalist dusties in Davos, Switzerland to share their worst ideas. Alex Karp of Palantir took the stage to rehabilitate his image, and Elon Musk went alien for views as he tries to seem palatable to European fuglies. A recent release of Epstein files revealed that Elonka was begging to visit PDF island, but was turned away by Ghislaine Maxwell. Our theory was proven that the deep state haaaates him and his DOGE Designers. In the USA, we continue to fall victim to MESS. Erika Kirk and Candace Owens are at it again, claiming that they see Charlie Kirk when they astral project at night. Bari Weiss's CBS Evening News host Tony Dokoupil has tanked the program's ratings by 25% over last year, effectively putting the show in the ground. You know Mizz Bari is Free Pressed. And a new meme page has entered the chat, as Torta Coin takes off on Insta, netting more likes clicks and shares than the Free Press has ever gotten in its lifetime. Men will have Tortas or NADA! Enjoy sisterz.