This country is a giant MEZZ. Your gworls are back with a severe clocking of the Deep State. We take a look at Miss Bari Weiss, Founder of conservacuck outlet the Free Press. She's been tapped to lead CBS News into the corporate abyss. We explore her background and ties to Palantir, one of the largest sources of evil in our soyciety. CTN investigates the University of Austin, a private university founded by Weiss and Palantir Co-Founder Joe Lonsdale. The school is nothing for views with 90 students but pumped with VC funds and a syllabus that includes Palantir CEO Alex Karp's fugly book The Technological Republic. We talk about how the school is propping corporate dusties up for SEO views. All of this plus the debacle playing out on cable news, Jimmy Kimmell, The (Nothing4) View, and Bill Maher. Enjoy!

On this August edition of CTN, your hosts dive face first into the failed libs drooling while our country sinks deeper into its corporate crypt. Andrew Cuomo's social media team is flopping while trying to attack Zohran Mamdani for living in a rent stabilized apartment. We clock how Cuomo sounds turnt in recent videos, and how his campaign is prolapsing online. Minority Speaker Hakeem Jeffries is a total thot on Instagram and X with photoshopped pics of his waist, crotch, and shoulders henny. Those lines are warped affff, hire an intern babe. And Pete Buttigieg is going azz up for Izzzrael, it's not looking cute for these establishment girls. And in the marketing world, Sydney Sweeney and American Eagle told us how jeanz are passed downnnn from parensss to ossspring, and girl their sales tanked. Elf Cosmetics also went desperate for views, hiring comedian Matt Rife to sell makeup even tho he makes jokes about DV. Our theory is that if you go woke you broke, and if you go anti-woke you go HELLA broke. And lastly, poor Grok got suspended on X for clocking Netanyahu, Elonka, and Dump yet again. THIS ONE IS THICCCC, so enjoy!

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WE'RE BAAAACK to clock this fugly timeline. Zohran Mamdani's upset win in the NYC Democratic Mayor Primary has everyone's undies in a twist, especially Blue MAGA. After flopping to get in Andrew Cuomo's dusty house, they're hoping that Eric Adams will save them with his nothing for views get ready with me's on Reelz. Piers Morgan hosted a Google Meet zircle jerg with a DNC dusty, skeletor Rudy Giuliani, Geraldo Rivera (?), and Cenk Uygur desperate for view. Palantir Founder Peter Thiel prolapsed on Ross Douthat's dusty New York Times podcast, going full technofasc and calling Greta Thunberg the antichrist. All of this plus some sus selfies from Manny MUA and Drake.