Miss Bonnie Blue recently set a record for being the most ranthru person on planet earth, clocking over 1k guys in 12 hours. She can't help but be anything8views on social media and even on local news shows. South African PayPal Dusties and other billionaire friends are lining up to Bonnie Blue all of us. Peter Thiel finally gets the clocking he deserves on this show, along with his other South African besties. Dump's tariff debacle has caused him to lose support from his stans Bill Ackman, Ben Shapiro and Dave Portnoy. Dave can't help but keep crying about his crashing portfolio on X, making him regret riding the Dump train. And of course, there's Elonka Musk who is now exiting the Dump admin, leaving his legacy of the two most ranthru months in recent government history. He clashes with Peter Navarro on tariff policy and also streamed Path of Exile 2 on X, where he got cyberbullied to oblivion. Listen in for a clockable update on the state of zoyziety.

Sorry it's been a minute gworls, we're excited to return with a thick episode filled with hilarious takes on the top stories of our busted nation. Elonka has been getting clocked, from White House meetings to Tesla dealerships nationwide. His musty outfits and behavior have been having real world consequences, we investigate how he's trying to clean up his act. JD Vance has also been getting blown out all over the internet, with edits of his face flooding our feeds following a testy meeting with Zelenskyy. The media landscape has been negative for views with the pundits these days, we clock how Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy is now a regular fixture on Fox Business. CEO of JP Morgan, Jamie Dimon, has become work from home's biggest opp, saying it ruins business and should be abolished. Meanwhile, he thinks DOGE and Elonka is Einstein-level behavior...okay goya. And of course, we can't forget to dip into the Nunuverse for some Ash Trevino and Jefa tea updates. Miss Jefa attempted to host a meet and greet "with chips for the exclusives." All of this AND so much more. Enjoy!

This soyciety is getting FUGLY THE HOUSE. In this episode, your girls clock the rise of the tech bro from nothing for views to taking over the inauguration. Elonka has been on a Yahtzee bender, giving salutes, calling into far-right German parties, and promoting mess on X. Even his own AI, Grok, thinks he's busted, especially after he got exposed for faking his video game prowess. Dusty Bill Gates has been feeling irrel, so he's decided to run to the media to talk about his failed marriage, doing drugs, and most likely having autism. Ashley Trevino has been at it again, this time meeting up with frenemy Jefa in NYC and bringing bed bugs with her. Witnesses on TikTok live saw one crawling on her pillow case, and others filmed exterminators entering her Texas home. And lastly, Bill Maher had anti-aging zealot Bryan Johnson on his show for an interview turned one-sided rant by a turnt Maher. They talk Nunu Banana data and retaining their youth.