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  • First Cars, High Speeds & Higher Thoughts

    First Cars, High Speeds & Higher Thoughts
    May 1 2025

    What do you get when you combine: ancient Hondas, a little Bruce Lee energy, and some Pineapple Express? A wild ride down memory lane that’ll leave your sides hurting and your heart full.


    🚗 Episode Summary:

    In this episode of The Sesh, Brandon and Jesse spark up and take a cruise through the good ol’ days — first cars, late-night drifts behind Kohl’s, moody Morp dates, and near-death drag races on Geneva. From engines throwing up oil to mooning each other at 100 mph on the way to Wendover, this one’s pure chaotic stoner gold.


    🔥 What You’ll Hear:



    • Jesse’s $500 Mazda 323 death trap 💀

    • Pineapple Express: the terp-heavy launch fuel for storytelling

    • Why Dodge means disownment in Jesse’s family 😅

    • The real reason shop class never taught you shit

    • Mormon culture meets muscle cars and Morp dances

    • When Bluetooth headsets were fashion… and aerodynamic projectiles

    • Parenting in the age of THC sensors in bathrooms 🤯

    • Life lessons from drifting with cafeteria trays

    • Why we all need better toilet seats and fewer productivity apps 🚽



    🌲 Strain Shoutout:


    Pineapple Express


    • Terps: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

    • Effects: Energetic, creative, conversational

    • Flavor: Tropical, sweet, and citrusy — like storytelling juice for your brain


    💭 Sesh-Worthy Reflection:


    “Back in the day, you didn’t scroll while pooping — you read shampoo bottles. Simpler times, better knees.”


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    🎵 Episode Music Credits:

    • Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠


    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    1 h y 31 m
  • Clementine – Citrus, Energy, and a Euphoric Punch

    Clementine – Citrus, Energy, and a Euphoric Punch
    Apr 29 2025

    In this episode of Cannabis School, Brandon and Jesse take a hit of Clementine — a citrusy, sativa-dominant strain known for its mood-lifting energy and functional high. We dive into how it tastes, what it feels like, and whether it’s the right pick for your morning sesh or creative spark. Whether you’re an early riser or just love a good orange zest, Clementine delivers a clean, cerebral vibe with a side of sunshine.





    • The origins and terpene profile of Clementine

    • How this strain compares to others like Tangie or Lemon Haze

    • Ideal times to use Clementine (spoiler: mornings or midday hustle)

    • How it affects energy, creativity, and stress relief

    • Why some love it for social anxiety and others for that “get sh*t done” feeling






    • Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid

    • Lineage: Tangie × Lemon Skunk

    • THC: Typically around 17–22%

    • Effects: Uplifted, energetic, focused

    • Flavors: Citrus, sweet orange, earthy

    • Best For: Daytime use, creative work, mood boost

    • Potential Side Effects: Dry mouth, dry eyes, mild anxiety in high doses





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    🎵 Episode Music Credits:

    • Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠


    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    33 m
  • When the Sales Guy Met My Edible

    When the Sales Guy Met My Edible
    Apr 24 2025

    This one’s not about strains or brownies. It’s about being high and being human. Brandon and Jesse sit down for a raw, often hilarious sesh full of cannabis-fueled thoughts, social commentary, and that signature Cannabis School vulnerability.


    • 🎯 Sales bros, vertical markets, and why “everyone is NOT your customer”

    • 🚪 Hilarious door-to-door sales encounters (spoiler: Jesse doesn’t hold back)

    • 🍃 How weed brings out your inner truth-teller—and troll

    • 🧠 ADHD, emotional regulation, and the power of pausing before you speak

    • 🇺🇸 Honest conversation on American identity, freedom, and intergenerational values

    • 🧠 Simon Sinek, behavioral coaching, and why we’ve lost the art of making real friends


    This is one of those slow-burn episodes—no agenda, no recipe, just two friends getting baked and letting the conversation flow. It’s messy, reflective, funny, and real. If you’ve ever felt like you’re navigating generational gaps, questioning your identity, or just too high to talk to a salesman, this one’s for you.


    🔥 What’s Inside This Sesh:🌬️ Highlights:🗣️ Favorite

    Quotes:“You’re selling to everybody? You’re selling to nobody.”“I’m not proud to be American. I’m disappointed. There’s a difference.”“We have coaches for everything—except how to make a real friend.”“Sometimes I’m so high, I’m just smiling blind.”🎧


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    • Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠


    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    38 m
  • Permanent Marker — Funky, Loud, and Unforgettable

    Permanent Marker — Funky, Loud, and Unforgettable
    Apr 22 2025
    In this episode, we’re diving nose-first into Permanent Marker, a strain that doesn’t just leave an impression—it tattoos itself onto your memory. With a wild mashup of flavor, aroma, and full-body effects, this strain is one of those rare gems that’s as loud in the jar as it is in the sesh.What You’ll Learn:Where Permanent Marker comes from and how it got its nameWhat makes this strain a sensory overload (in the best way possible)How it feels in the body vs. the mind — and when to use itOur personal experiences using it (spoiler: Brandon got philosophical and Jesse… got hungry)Whether this strain is for seasoned stoners, creative minds, or just someone trying to vibe out after a long dayPermanent Marker is a heavy-hitter born from Biscotti x Jealousy x Sherb Bx, bred by the legends over at Doja Exclusive, Seed Junky Genetics, and others. That’s a wild lineup—and you feel every parent in the mix.This strain smells like walking into a headshop with a fresh bag of gas and floral incense in your pocket. Funky. Sweet. Gassy. A little soapy on the backend. One of the loudest noses we’ve reviewed lately.Flavor-wise, think:Sweet and creamyPungent gasSour berry with a floral twistPermanent Marker hits fast and sticks around. Expect:An uplifted, euphoric onset that keeps your head buzzy and socialFollowed by a melty, relaxing body high that doesn’t knock you out cold—but does ease you into chill modeCreative focus in the early stages, making it a good pick for lowkey art nights, playlists, or conversations that get a little too deepPerfect for:Evening hangsCreative sessionsMelting into the couch (but like, in a fun way)Most batches of Permanent Marker float around 25–30% THC, so this isn’t your beginner strain. Terpenes? You’ll likely find high amounts of:Limonene – mood lift & citrus popCaryophyllene – spicy body buzzLinalool – that chill floral calmIf you’re looking for a strain that hits with flavor, body, and vibes—Permanent Marker might be your new favorite ink. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. But it is damn good.🧬 Genetics👃 Aroma & 👅 Flavor💥 Effects⚖️ THC & Terpenes👨‍🏫 Final Thoughts🔥 ⁠Check out Cannabis School Approved⁠ for trusted cannabis-related resources and recommendations.💡 Got Questions? Feedback?Hit us up at ⁠hosts@cannabisschool.us⁠ – we’d love to hear from you!🎧 Support the Show:Help us keep sharing cannabis education! ⁠Buy us a coffee here⁠📺 Subscribe to our ⁠YouTube channel⁠📱 Follow Us:• 🌐 ⁠Website⁠• 📷 ⁠Instagram⁠• 👥 ⁠Facebook⁠• 🎵 ⁠TikTok⁠🎵 Episode Music Credits:• Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    42 m
  • Joints to Jack & Daxter: A Sesh Full of Smoke, Games, and Good Vibes

    Joints to Jack & Daxter: A Sesh Full of Smoke, Games, and Good Vibes
    Apr 17 2025

    Welcome back to The Sesh – where the joints are harsh, the nostalgia is real, and the tangents are deliciously random. In this episode, Brandon and Jesse spark up and dive into everything from smoking styles to gaming gripes to sitcom soul food.


    We talk about:


    • 💨 The pros and cons of joints vs. other smoking methods

    • 🎮 Why modern video games are broken (and why we still love the classics)

    • 🍂 Our honest thoughts on BudLove (spoiler: we tried it so you don’t have to)

    • 📺 Why sitcoms might’ve secretly taught us how to be human

    • 👃 Unfiltered stories from working in psych wards and smelling things we can’t un-smell



    From Need for Speed and Splinter Cell to Kim’s Convenience and stoner philosophy, this sesh is all about the weird beauty of being alive — and high.


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    🎵 Episode Music Credits:

    • Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠


    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    36 m
  • Durban Dream – The Energizing Escape You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Durban Dream – The Energizing Escape You Didn’t Know You Needed
    Apr 15 2025

    Ready to drift into dreamland… without falling asleep? In this week’s Cannabis School strain review, we take a hit of Durban Dream, the surprisingly energetic lovechild of Durban Poison and Blue Dream.


    This one’s got everything:


    • 🚀 A creative, focused head high that won’t weigh you down

    • 🍇 Notes of blueberry, sweet earth, and a citrusy kick

    • 💡 A boost for your mood, your mind, and maybe your productivity (if you don’t go too hard)

    • 🌱 Perfect for daytime sessions, brainstorming, or outdoor adventures



    We dive into terpene profiles, flavor notes, common effects, and when to reach for this sativa-leaning hybrid. You’ll get all the nerdy goodness without the lecture.


    Whether you’re chasing inspiration or just trying not to nap through your afternoon, Durban Dream might be your new go-to strain.



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    • Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠


    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    21 m
  • Accidentally High, Existentially Buzzed

    Accidentally High, Existentially Buzzed
    Apr 10 2025

    Welcome to The Sesh – where the smoke’s thick and the convos get weirdly real. In this episode, we go from giggling fits to philosophical hits, sharing hilarious high moments, awkward social stumbles, and the surprising things cannabis has taught us about ourselves.


    Expect:

    • 🍕 Late-night snack crimes

    • 🧠 Unexpected self-discovery

    • 😂 Stories we probably shouldn’t have told

    • 💨 The unspoken rules of sharing the green


    Pull up a chair, take a hit, and get weird with us.


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    • Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠


    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    1 h y 8 m
  • Dante’s Inferno – A Heavenly Hit with Hellish Heat🔥

    Dante’s Inferno – A Heavenly Hit with Hellish Heat🔥
    Apr 8 2025

    Dante’s Inferno – A Heavenly Hit with Hellish Heat🔥

    In this week’s episode, we take a sinful stroll into the fire with Dante’s Inferno, a strain that’s as seductive as it is powerful. Whether you’re chasing calm euphoria or just need a moment to melt into your couch, this strain delivers with flair.


    We explore how Dante’s Inferno combines stunning bag appeal with a terpene-rich experience that’ll ignite your senses—without burning you out. Perfect for winding down, leveling up your creativity, or just vibing on a whole new level.



    🎧 What We Cover in This Episode:

    • The backstory and genetics behind Dante’s Inferno

    • Its mouth-watering aroma and flavor profile

    • How it made us feel: mentally lifted, physically relaxed, and creatively inspired

    • When to enjoy it (hint: not a wake and bake unless you plan to nap by 10am)

    • Why it’s ideal for stress, pain, anxiety—and vibing to your favorite playlist

    • What to know before your first puff (especially if you’re newer to heavier strains)



    🔥 Strain Breakdown

    • Type: Hybrid (leaning slightly Indica-dominant)

    • THC: ~25–30%

    • Primary Terpenes:

    • Limonene – Uplifting, citrusy, mood-enhancer

    • Myrcene – Relaxing, body-soothing, sleep-supportive

    • Caryophyllene – Spicy, grounding, anti-inflammatory

    • Reported Effects:

    • Euphoric

    • Deep relaxation

    • Sensory elevation

    • Mild couch lock (depending on your dose)

    • Common Uses:

    • Stress relief

    • Creativity boost

    • Pain management

    • Evenings with art, music, or just zoning out under fairy lights



    💡 Pro Tip:

    Start low and go slow—this strain packs a punch, and while it might tempt you to jump in head-first, a smooth slide into the inferno is way more enjoyable than getting scorched.



    Want More Strain Reviews Like This?

    Check out our full archive at Cannabis School and follow us on YouTube and Spotify for new episodes weekly.



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    🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.
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    22 m
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