What do you get when you combine: ancient Hondas, a little Bruce Lee energy, and some Pineapple Express? A wild ride down memory lane that’ll leave your sides hurting and your heart full.

🚗 Episode Summary:

In this episode of The Sesh, Brandon and Jesse spark up and take a cruise through the good ol’ days — first cars, late-night drifts behind Kohl’s, moody Morp dates, and near-death drag races on Geneva. From engines throwing up oil to mooning each other at 100 mph on the way to Wendover, this one’s pure chaotic stoner gold.

🔥 What You’ll Hear:

• Jesse’s $500 Mazda 323 death trap 💀

• Pineapple Express: the terp-heavy launch fuel for storytelling

• Why Dodge means disownment in Jesse’s family 😅

• The real reason shop class never taught you shit

• Mormon culture meets muscle cars and Morp dances

• When Bluetooth headsets were fashion… and aerodynamic projectiles

• Parenting in the age of THC sensors in bathrooms 🤯

• Life lessons from drifting with cafeteria trays

• Why we all need better toilet seats and fewer productivity apps 🚽

🌲 Strain Shoutout:

Pineapple Express

• Terps: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

• Effects: Energetic, creative, conversational

• Flavor: Tropical, sweet, and citrusy — like storytelling juice for your brain

💭 Sesh-Worthy Reflection:

“Back in the day, you didn’t scroll while pooping — you read shampoo bottles. Simpler times, better knees.”

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• Psalm Trees, James Berkeley - Ah Yeah 🎶 ⁠Listen Here⁠

🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.

In this episode of Cannabis School, Brandon and Jesse take a hit of Clementine — a citrusy, sativa-dominant strain known for its mood-lifting energy and functional high. We dive into how it tastes, what it feels like, and whether it’s the right pick for your morning sesh or creative spark. Whether you’re an early riser or just love a good orange zest, Clementine delivers a clean, cerebral vibe with a side of sunshine.

• The origins and terpene profile of Clementine

• How this strain compares to others like Tangie or Lemon Haze

• Ideal times to use Clementine (spoiler: mornings or midday hustle)

• How it affects energy, creativity, and stress relief

• Why some love it for social anxiety and others for that “get sh*t done” feeling

• Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid

• Lineage: Tangie × Lemon Skunk

• THC: Typically around 17–22%

• Effects: Uplifted, energetic, focused

• Flavors: Citrus, sweet orange, earthy

• Best For: Daytime use, creative work, mood boost

• Potential Side Effects: Dry mouth, dry eyes, mild anxiety in high doses

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🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.

This one’s not about strains or brownies. It’s about being high and being human. Brandon and Jesse sit down for a raw, often hilarious sesh full of cannabis-fueled thoughts, social commentary, and that signature Cannabis School vulnerability.

• 🎯 Sales bros, vertical markets, and why “everyone is NOT your customer”

• 🚪 Hilarious door-to-door sales encounters (spoiler: Jesse doesn’t hold back)

• 🍃 How weed brings out your inner truth-teller—and troll

• 🧠 ADHD, emotional regulation, and the power of pausing before you speak

• 🇺🇸 Honest conversation on American identity, freedom, and intergenerational values

• 🧠 Simon Sinek, behavioral coaching, and why we’ve lost the art of making real friends

This is one of those slow-burn episodes—no agenda, no recipe, just two friends getting baked and letting the conversation flow. It’s messy, reflective, funny, and real. If you’ve ever felt like you’re navigating generational gaps, questioning your identity, or just too high to talk to a salesman, this one’s for you.

🔥 What’s Inside This Sesh:🌬️ Highlights:🗣️ Favorite

Quotes:“You’re selling to everybody? You’re selling to nobody.”“I’m not proud to be American. I’m disappointed. There’s a difference.”“We have coaches for everything—except how to make a real friend.”“Sometimes I’m so high, I’m just smiling blind.”🎧

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💡 Got Questions? Feedback?

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🛒 Cannabis Topics Covered: Cannabis education, best cannabis strains, cannabis podcast, cannabis effects, cannabis benefits, cannabis usage, THC vs. CBD, cannabis wellness, cannabis for energy, cannabis and relaxation, cannabis and creativity, hybrid cannabis strains, sativa vs. indica, terpenes explained, cannabis and mood enhancement, cannabis community trends, cannabis and road trips, and cannabis consumption methods.