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Yes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies.

So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis make their Bazookaaah debut.

Also the Churchill on the bank notes or rather off them gets some forensic piss taking and the ridiculous reaction of messrs Farage and the other members of Reform that aren't very important. Don't blame me lads it's Nigel that pushes them out of the way when there's a photo opportunity. He really is the Diana Ross of right wing politics.

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Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it.

We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainly don't and they're all coming 'home' now to get away from the fighting, expect an angry backlash from Reform...what's that I can hear? Ah yes it's silence. Of course Isabel Oakshott gets bazookaaahed but not for too long, it's cruel to mock the afflicted. She was definitely on the remedial table at her posh school. Also Charlie Mullins gets the treatment as well, he's hilarious.

So there's reaction from many people apart from the Tories because they're becoming more and more irrelevant as time goes by.

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Yes! A Gorton and Denton by election special.

It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well.

All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more.

Lots of bits we couldn't cover and there's other news as well, Hilary Clinton and of course Ian H***ley get a bazookering too.

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Number 57 and it's one of two shows this week. References to songs, plays on words and all sorts of fun but it's alright it's still Bazookaaah!!

The PM and his sitting government get the full Bazookaaah force and much deserved pelters but there's also nods to Sir Lyndsey Hoyle, Kemi Badenoch, Gordon Brown, Nigel Farage, Ed Davey and of course the most disgusting Andrew with a double barrelled surnane and that with stiff competition in the shape of messrs Lloyd Webber and Dice Clay, I'll let De La Tour off!

Plenty of gags and a piece on the war of words from the Whitehouse toward Iran.

All lining up to our live show on Friday covering the Gorton and Denton by election and it's aftermath!!

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Well we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back.

Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. It's only fair as they're on 10% in the opinion polls already! Aye if you believe that I'd love to have sold you a porch door in the 80s.

More new legislation from the nasals and Reeves has, due ironically due to her and her department's piss awful maths they do have a surplus of 30.4 billion pounds, probably just enough to pay off Andrew's victims. I didn't say which Andrew we're talking about and the Andrew everyone is talking about strongly denies sexual assault.

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Yes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something.

Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the Scottish leader who has said he should leave hasn't been sacked either, apparently Starmer is behind him 100%, weird bloke. Maybe it's him beign 'definitely working class that makes him such a maverick that chucks out loyal people but is right behind treachary.

McSweeney's successors, two women who will be on a smaller salary than one bloke (just telling it like it is sisters) I'm sure will do a great job. Just run a book on how many times in a week he'll apologise just to make the day go quicker.

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Yes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part.

Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment.

Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a lot despite having nothing to do with him according to...him

Yes Nigel did a press conference and he got in on it and of course we had to mention 'Randy Andy' and indeed Koo Stark gets a nod as does Katy Price and George Washington.

Yes it's a big Epstein bumper ep and you must tune in!!

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Bazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky.

Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or are they really mates?

Anyway in other news Nigel welcomed Suella Braverman into the Reform madhouse but hurry up your time is limited if you really want to go full on heroin right wing as opposed to the Tory methadone programme.

We doa number on FEMA, ICE and all the other anacronyms and finally a bit of Badenoch and Tice for good measure. Get stuck into it and tell your friends.

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