Bazookaaah Number 55 Starmer On The Brink

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Yes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something.

Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the Scottish leader who has said he should leave hasn't been sacked either, apparently Starmer is behind him 100%, weird bloke. Maybe it's him beign 'definitely working class that makes him such a maverick that chucks out loyal people but is right behind treachary.

McSweeney's successors, two women who will be on a smaller salary than one bloke (just telling it like it is sisters) I'm sure will do a great job. Just run a book on how many times in a week he'll apologise just to make the day go quicker.

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