Bazookaaah Number 59

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Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it.

We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainly don't and they're all coming 'home' now to get away from the fighting, expect an angry backlash from Reform...what's that I can hear? Ah yes it's silence. Of course Isabel Oakshott gets bazookaaahed but not for too long, it's cruel to mock the afflicted. She was definitely on the remedial table at her posh school. Also Charlie Mullins gets the treatment as well, he's hilarious.

So there's reaction from many people apart from the Tories because they're becoming more and more irrelevant as time goes by.

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