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A Hoe And A Housewife

A Hoe And A Housewife

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I used to get paid for my secrets… now I spill them for free! A Hoe & A Housewife is raw girl talk, bad decisions, and the kind of stories that should never leave the group chat. Hosted by two sisters with wildly different lives (and very different resumes), it’s like a late-night FaceTime with your most unhinged friend…. the one who tells you everything.


We spill what couldn’t be posted online: dating disasters, cheating scandals, situationships that went way too far, sex you regret but still laugh about, pop culture drama, and the random rabbit holes we swear we didn’t plan to go down.



Whether you’re here for the tea, the thirst traps, or the therapy disguised as chaos, there’s a seat for you.


New episodes every week. Bring your crystals, your custody battle, your favorite classified CIA documents, or that man’s face you’re still getting lasered off… we’re talking about it all!




📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife


📺 Watch us on YouTube!

https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd


🙈 Find All of Melody Parker’s Links

https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69

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Episodios
  • EPISODE 12: “Dating Crimes & Confessions | Hoe Crimes & Misdemeanors (Season Finale)”
    Sep 25 2025

    In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that got us here. Plus, we name-drop a few celebrities along the way 👀


    ✨ In This Episode We Unpack:

    • The pettiest dating “crimes” we’ve committed

    • Accidentally breaking the “hoe code” (double-booking, forgetting names, revenge blocking)

    • Our wildest confessions before closing out the season

    • Which misdemeanors should actually be legal

    • Hoe Court: putting our stories (and yours) on trial with playful sentencing


    💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever forgotten somebody’s name… at the worst time possible 😵‍💫

    🛎️ New episodes every week. Follow for more wild stories, over complicated girl math, and Season 2’s Hoe Bootcamp!



    📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok:

    @hoeandahousewife



    📺 Watch us on YouTube!

    https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd



    Find All of Melody Parker's Links 🙈

    https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69



    Timestamps:

    2:07 – Pettiest dating crime you’ll admit here

    2:57 – Have you ever “accidentally” committed a hoe crime?

    5:15 – Wildest confession to end Season 1

    10:50 – Which misdemeanors should be legal?

    13:24 – Which Season 1 stories deserve jail time vs. a fine

    15:51 – Funniest lie you told to get out of trouble

    21:49 – Wildest DM slide you’ve done that actually worked

    25:15 – Ever faked a whole vibe/persona to pull someone?

    27:09 – Your hoe felony that still makes you laugh or cringe

    29:06 – Hoe Court Game (Guilty, Innocent, or Hung Jury)

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    33 m
  • EPISODE 11: “Unblocking, Re-blocking, Healing: The Chaos Episode”
    Sep 18 2025

    Are we actually healing… or just rebranding our toxicity? 🤡 This week we dive into the messy, chaotic, clown-nosed reality of what “healing” actually looks like. Think journaling at noon and texting your ex at 12:05, blocking/unblocking cycles, and all the delusional little milestones that make growth feel ✨spicy✨



    In This Episode We Discuss:

    • The most delusional “I’m healed” moments

    • Whether blocking is growth or just petty rebranding

    • Can you date while healing or do you need to be alone?

    • Petty “healed” boundaries we’ve set (and broken)

    • Why healing isn’t linear… it’s messy, petty, and sometimes drunk

    •Game of the Week: Villain or Visionary: Healing Edition


    💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever celebrated a week of no contact like a national holiday


    Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife


    Watch us on YouTube!

    https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd


    Find All of Melody Parker’s Links

    https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69





    Timestamps:

    1:02 – Most delusional “I’m healed” moment

    6:01 – Is blocking growth or just toxic rebrand?

    9:08 – Blocker or muter?

    11:31 – When you learned healing isn’t linear

    16:23 – Dumbest thing you justified as “healing”

    17:44 – Does healing look different for hoes vs. housewives?

    19:22 – Can you heal while dating, or need to be alone?

    23:11 – Pettiest “healed” boundary you’ve set

    24:54 – Game: Villain or Visionary (Healing Edition)



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    27 m
  • EPISODE 10: “Soft Launches Gone Wrong: PR Stunts, Secret Relationships & Hard Lessons”
    Sep 11 2025

    What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.


    In This Episode We Unpack:

    • The most unhinged soft launches we’ve ever done (tattoos, plates, mystery shadows 👀)

    • Getting soft launched without consent…🤣 and what we actually did about it

    • The eternal debate: is it worse to stay hidden or get launched too early? 🙈

    • When posting your relationship becomes PR: and how to tell the difference

    • Celebrity soft launches we love, hate, and can’t stop screenshotting 🤥

    • The fine line between being “private” and just straight-up secretive

    •Game of the Week: Soft or Sus? 😇


    💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever hard-launched the wrong man, or kept a situationship SO secret you almost forgot you were in it 😚


    New episodes every week! Follow for more millennial girl talk that doubles as free therapy (and free chaos) 💖


    📲 Follow us on IG / X / TikTok: @hoeandahousewife


    📺 Watch us on YouTube!

    https://youtube.com/@ahoeandahousewife?si=zaym_CB6PYqGm_zd


    🙈 Find All of Melody Parker’s Links

    https://linktr.ee/melodyparker69






    Timestamps:

    0:57 – Most embarrassing soft launch we’ve ever done

    6:11 – Being soft launched without consent

    9:09 – What’s worse: never being posted or being posted too early?

    11:28 – Would you date someone who refuses to post you?

    11:44 – When does posting become PR instead of love?

    13:32 – Celebs who nailed the launch game (and who flopped)

    16:04 – Hidden vs soft launched: what’s the difference?

    17:26 – Is soft launching manipulative or just modern privacy?

    19:53 – Game: Soft or Sus?

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    25 m
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