EPISODE 12: “Dating Crimes & Confessions | Hoe Crimes & Misdemeanors (Season Finale)”

In this finale, we’re putting Season 1 on trial. From petty dating moves to wild confessions, “hoe crimes” gone wrong, and misdemeanors that should be legal! We’re breaking down ALL the chaos that got us here. Plus, we name-drop a few celebrities along the way 👀

✨ In This Episode We Unpack:

• The pettiest dating “crimes” we’ve committed

• Accidentally breaking the “hoe code” (double-booking, forgetting names, revenge blocking)

• Our wildest confessions before closing out the season

• Which misdemeanors should actually be legal

• Hoe Court: putting our stories (and yours) on trial with playful sentencing

💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever forgotten somebody’s name… at the worst time possible 😵‍💫

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Timestamps:

2:07 – Pettiest dating crime you’ll admit here

2:57 – Have you ever “accidentally” committed a hoe crime?

5:15 – Wildest confession to end Season 1

10:50 – Which misdemeanors should be legal?

13:24 – Which Season 1 stories deserve jail time vs. a fine

15:51 – Funniest lie you told to get out of trouble

21:49 – Wildest DM slide you’ve done that actually worked

25:15 – Ever faked a whole vibe/persona to pull someone?

27:09 – Your hoe felony that still makes you laugh or cringe

29:06 – Hoe Court Game (Guilty, Innocent, or Hung Jury)