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40 ROLLS OF ASS CLEANING GOODNESS
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 04-25-15
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- De: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrado por: JD Jackson
- Duración: 5 h y 48 m
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Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Wringing every last drop
- De 🔥 Phx17 🔥 en 04-08-23
De: Kathleen Kent - introduction, y otros
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The Ninth Metal
- The Comet Cycle, Book 1
- De: Benjamin Percy
- Narrado por: Julia Whelan
- Duración: 10 h y 15 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 149
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 130
The town of Northfall, Minnesota, will never be the same. Meteors cratered hardwood forests and annihilated homes, and among the wreckage a new metal was discovered. This “omnimetal” has properties that make it world-changing as an energy source…and a weapon. John Frontier returns for his sister’s wedding to find his family embroiled in a cutthroat war to control mineral rights and mining operations. His father rightly suspects foreign leaders and competing corporations of sabotage, but the greatest threat to his legacy might be the US government.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Everyone Will Enjoy This Except My Mother
- De Liv Rosin en 06-04-21
De: Benjamin Percy
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Life Among the Dead
- De: Daniel Cotton
- Narrado por: Scott Parkinson
- Duración: 17 h y 15 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 178
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 159
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 162
There's over a million people in the city of Waterloo. Today, most of them have died, and now they're hungry. Corporal Dan Williamson is caught in the middle of the outbreak, desperately trying to reach his wife who is somewhere amid the urban decay. There are other souls out there, other tales of survival among the horror. Dan will soon learn that the living may prove to be an even bigger threat than the dead.
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3 out of 5 stars
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solid zombie story!
- De Mike Naka en 12-07-13
De: Daniel Cotton
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Crooked Little Vein
- A Novel
- De: Warren Ellis
- Narrado por: Todd McLaren
- Duración: 5 h y 16 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 308
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 238
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 239
Michael McGill is a burned-out private detective who suddenly becomes enlisted by an army of presidential goons to retrieve the Constitution of the United States, but not the one we all know about. This would be the real Constitution (the one with invisible amendments), created by some of the Founding Fathers as a fall back for their great experiment.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Ignore the prude
- De shawn en 01-14-08
De: Warren Ellis
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Cut to the Bone
- A Body Farm Novel, Book 0.5
- De: Jefferson Bass
- Narrado por: Tom Stechschulte
- Duración: 10 h y 28 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 323
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 284
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 286
In this long-awaited prequel to his New York Times bestselling series, Jefferson Bass turns the clock back to reveal the Body Farm's creation - and Dr. Bill Brockton's deadly duel with a serial killer. In the summer of 1992, Arkansas governor Bill Clinton and Tennessee senator Al Gore begin their long-shot campaign to win the White House. On a sweltering hillside in Knoxville, Dr. Bill Brockton, the bright, ambitious young head of the University of Tennessee's Anthropology Department, launches an unusual - some would call it macabre - research facility, unlike any other in existence.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Just Amazingly Thrilling!
- De Paula en 07-26-15
De: Jefferson Bass
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Fly
- De: Michael Veitch
- Narrado por: Michael Veitch
- Duración: 9 h y 13 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 76
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Simultaneous release of the thrilling new volume of true stories from airmen of the Second World War, from the author of Flak (also available in audio by Bolinda). Michael Veitch's life-long obsession with the aircraft of the Second World War led him to conclude that every single person who flew, or flew in them, has at least one extraordinary story to tell. With most of these veterans in their 80's, he knew that it was a matter of urgency to find them now, before their personal stories disappear forever.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent book from RAF and RAAF point of view
- De Brooke P. Anderson en 06-06-12
De: Michael Veitch
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Highfire
- A Novel
- De: Eoin Colfer
- Narrado por: Johnny Heller
- Duración: 9 h y 19 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 975
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 867
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 868
In the days of yore, he flew the skies and scorched angry mobs - now he hides from swamp tour boats and rises only with the greatest reluctance from his La-Z-Boy recliner. Laying low in the bayou, this once-magnificent fire breather has been reduced to lighting Marlboros with nose sparks, swilling Absolut in a Flashdance T-shirt, and binging Netflix in a fishing shack. For centuries, he struck fear in hearts far and wide as Wyvern, Lord Highfire of the Highfire Eyrie - now he goes by Vern.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun
- De Alex Sumner en 02-28-20
De: Eoin Colfer
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Niceville
- De: Carsten Stroud
- Narrado por: Ann Marie Lee
- Duración: 14 h y 41 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 138
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 124
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Historia3.5 out of 5 stars 127
A boy literally disappears from Main Street. A security camera captures the moment of his instant, inexplicable vanishing. An audacious bank robbery goes seriously wrong: Four cops are gunned down; a TV news helicopter is shot and spins crazily out of the sky, triggering a disastrous cascade of events that ricochet across twenty different lives over the course of just 36 hours. Nick Kavanaugh, a cop with a dark side, investigates. Soon he and his wife, Kate, a distinguished lawyer from an old Niceville family, find themselves struggling to make sense of it all.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Story- Wrong Reader
- De Stacy en 06-28-14
De: Carsten Stroud
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The Missing Boatman
- De: Keith C. Blackmore
- Narrado por: P.J. Ochlan
- Duración: 20 h y 33 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 609
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 575
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 572
Miracles are happening. Pray to God they stop. In the dead of winter, on a highway in Quebec, a man crashes his car and survives. In New York, a homeless person is run over by a bus and lives. In Tokyo, a teenager jumps off a high rise building and fails in taking her own life. All over the world, miracles like these transpire, and people breathe a sigh of relief. But for the next week, some people will begin to suspect a terrible truth. A handful will even search for it. One man will find it. And in seven days, all hell will break loose.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I guess RC Bray was busy...
- De N.S. en 10-30-18
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Tijuana Donkey Showdown
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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- Christopher
- 01-02-23
Hilarious and completely entertaining!
This book was hilarious to me. If you have a crude sense of humor, or you laugh at dirty jokes or fart jokes, this comedy is a masterpiece. I have never laughed out loud with a book literally before this one.
I would recommend this book to anybody who doesn’t mind cursing and locker room type humor. If you like Clerks or Naked Gun or Tropic Thunder, then this is right up your alley!
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- logan
- 01-02-24
Chaos at its finest
If you’re a fan of drew blood or Nicholas cage mayhem give this book a listen, and don’t mind the potty humor it’s worth it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-19-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!!
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- duke53
- 12-30-22
Awesome!!!
This was a fun and exciting tale with a great narrator, perfect for this unassuming hero. Highly recommend this story.
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- Principe
- 03-27-23
Drew Blood is the Best
Great book made even better with the best narrator this side of the Mississippi. You will not be disappointed with the talent nor the amazing book
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- Steven H.
- 12-17-22
Total Chaos
Action phone and drama all put together in a great story
Drew blood crew do a great voice acting
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- Shannon Schaffer
- 12-17-22
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G and H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S
Admittedly, this is not the typical story I read/listen to as my first choice. I decided to give it a listen because I love the voice actor that narrated this story. I was pleasantly surprised. The writing is on point. The story is engaging and funny. I am laughing out loud at work with people looking a me weird. All
Worth it! And, of course, Drew Blood read the story superbly. He always makes the characters come to life. A well paired partnership that needs to continue! BRAVO!
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- chris koniecko
- 12-13-22
do you like fun?
this book was hilarious. ridiculous in all the right places with a top-notch performance by Drew Blood! if you don't like fun, this isn't for you.
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- Paul J McSorley
- 09-02-23
That. Was . Fun.
Hilarious, captivating ride with intrigue thrown in as a bonus. Kudos to Drew Blood for a well delivered fun tale.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-18-22
What more do you need? Drew Blood and Adam Howe
Clever wit from the authors protagonist with the sultry voice of Drew Blood mixes better than a Skunk Ape at the Hen House!
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