The Vampire Shrink
Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist, Book #1
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Lynda Hilburn
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The Vampire Shrink is a spicy paranormal women's fiction novel with humor, romance, metaphysics, and mystery/suspense.
Vampires don't exist...do they?
Kismet Knight, a brainy Denver-based psychologist with a stalled career and a nonexistent love life, is about to have her world rocked. Not only does her newest client, Midnight, long to become a vampire, but the teenager insists that a coven of the undead hangs out at a local Goth club. The always-rational Kismet dismisses Midnight's claims as the delusions of an attention-starved girl - until bodies start turning up drained of blood, and the self-proclaimed "hottest" vampire ever to walk the face of the earth enters her office.
What's real? What's not? As inexplicable events and romantic opportunities pile up, along with the corpses, Kismet finds herself in a whirlwind of passion, mystery, and danger. But this tough and funny heroine - who doesn't do "damsel in distress" - is about to turn the vampire-meets-girl convention on its head.
A sizzlingly, sexy, contemporary fantasy sure to feed the hunger of ravenous, vampire-loving fans.
"Lynda Hilburn creates a fascinating world; wicked and sexy!" (Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times best-selling author)
"A good choice for the ever-demanding aficionados of vampire fiction." (Library Journal)
"A great blend of humor, horror, and quirky mystery. " (Jennifer Armintrout, best-selling author)
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- Nicholas Ramirez
- 03-20-21
a great reas
This series is so much fun. Lynda Hilburn adds a huge amount of authenticity to the psychiatrist character Kismet. It's a well written story that has a great time playing with sexy spooky characters, and puts a playful spin on the a usually serious genre. this book always puts me in a great mood. highly recommend!
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- Rebecca
- 02-23-21
Could have been great...
This could have been a great start to the series but the narration was a bit wooden and stilted and story was lacking. The characters felt very 2 dimensional and I didn't feel any connection to them. the premis of the story is great but it just didn't unfold into its potential....a bit young adult and superficial for me.
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