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Wesley Critchfield
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While traveling back home from a job interview in California, Mark and Ally Thurston suffer a car accident in Middle of Nowhere Kansas. After walking for miles to the nearest convenience store, they are greeted by Hap, the store owner, who invites them to stay the night at his home. When the two announce their plans to stay in the nearby Hotel and restaurant "The Olde Towen Buffet" Hap does his best to dissuade them, but when they insist he leaves them with a strange warning: "Don't Eat the Calamari." When the warning goes unheeded, the two of them are plunged headlong into a cosmic nightmare, of Giants, Frog-Men, Time Travel, and Interdimensional Madness, all of which concludes in a battle against an ancient evil. Together they must fight to preserve their lives, their sanity, and perhaps even their world.
Part love story, and part comedy, "The Olde Towen Buffet" is a deep dive into Lovecraftian Horror, that will keep you in suspense and make you want to come back for seconds."
©2019 Wesley J Critchfield (P)2023 Wesley J CritchfieldLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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Worth the purchase!!
This is a great book. It's so descriptive, you forget where you are while listening!. Narrator spoke very clearly and did each voice very differently so you never got confused . The personalities of each character really came out in this book.
Loved it!
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