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Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers.
Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.
©2008 J.A. Konrath and Jeff Strand (P)2011 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.Los oyentes también disfrutaron...
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General4 out of 5 stars 175
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 152
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 255
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 255
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 152
When you’re desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren’t the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how Andrew Mayhem, a married father of two, ends up accepting $20,000 to find a key - a key buried with a body in a shallow grave. But what he finds in the grave isn’t quite what he expected, and what begins as a simple evening of morally questionable manual labor turns into a really good way to die.
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 290
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 255
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 255
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 64
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love it however you can get it for free
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- Narrado por: Todd Haberkorn
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 872
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3 out of 5 stars
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
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Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Suckers
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución4 out of 5 stars
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Historia3 out of 5 stars
- AZFamily
- 11-07-17
Hilarious!
I'm coming to this story as a J.A. Knorath fan. As always, Harry did not disappoint. I enjoyed Andrew Mayhem' s straight man contribution which, in my opinion made it that much funnier!
I would love to read these guys in action again!
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- Dawn
- 12-12-16
Awful, just awful
Not much of a horror story, it was awful, just awful. Definitely not for me.
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Islandgirl
- 07-24-12
Harry McGlade at his worst which is his best.
If you could sum up Suckers in three words, what would they be?
Funny, outrageous, and gross.
What did you like best about this story?
All of Harry's encounters.
Which scene was your favorite?
In the basement of the vampires.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, almost did.
Any additional comments?
Need more Harry McGlades
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- Candyman
- 04-05-21
Fun quick read.
I found this book to be light hearted and humorous. Hope they work together again soon.
Definitely recommend
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- Montanan
- 07-29-12
Written for 14-17 year old males !
Sophomoric to the extreme. Stupid tale with very little humor ... except potty type. Suckers is for suckers.
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- chase c.
- 11-14-24
super short, and kinda stupid. even for this series.
it's less than 2 hours long. it also doesn't entirely make sense. I know this story takes place in a realistic world so of course they werent (spoilers) real vampires. then why couldn't he hurt elderly woman with fake fangs? the PIs character was hard to figure out. I understand he's clearly an unreliable narrator, but most of the unrealistic parts of his story are corroborated by Andrew.
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