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S.E. Hall
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Sawyer Beckett is at it again! That baby, whose Mama gave him all that drama? Well, she's all grown up and ready to date! And Sawyer is not happy about it. So he's written another guide, full of "helpful advice", for all the horny lil' punks that think they stand a chance of getting near his angel Presley.
Warning: This was written by Sawyer Beckett, so prepare yourself...no tellin' what he'll say, or how he'll say it.
©2018 S.E. Hall (P)2018 Audible, Inc.Los oyentes también disfrutaron...
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- Sharon Reeves
- 05-06-22
So funny
This was priceless and every dad/mom should listen to this. Correct but funny as shit
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- 10-26-22
An Overprotective Dad's Dating Guidelines!
Humorous handbook listing the Rules of Engagement from a militant Dadzilla who doesn't want his little girl to grow up. It's a
fun lighthearted way to take a break when segwaying between heavier tomes.
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- Chelli Hale
- 05-08-22
I HAVE 3
My husband is going to order at least 20 copies. All of our children are girls. We are screwed. lol
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- Sintija
- 05-11-21
Entertaining and funny book.
Swayer does it again, his Guid How to is full with actually good sudestions for fathers who has daughters. it is a short and fun listen.
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- Luetra
- 12-27-21
Love Sawyer
I actually wish we get a book describing everyones families and which kids got married.
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- Kayla Gammino
- 03-01-22
awesome extra for the series!!
couldn't stop laughing, fits his character so we'll. I'm sure every day feels the same way, or should ! the loved this series and would definitely recommend it!
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-21-19
hilarious
I absolutely love this , I have a childhood friend who talks just like this. It completely cracks me up and reminded me so much of him. Thank you for this novella as always I enjoyed Sawyer sense of humor.
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- Nic S
- 05-03-21
More fun
This is another fun filler. Completely what you expect from Sawyer and totally funny. So out there but you know you love him! Narration was done well.
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- Tammy
- 08-10-22
Hilarious read
I can picture most of the dad's appreciating his sentiments. Especially military dads. I'm positive you will laugh
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- Mary M.
- 10-03-21
Love it!
OMG, I love Sawyer and this is the reason why. He is the perfect protective father that sets the bar very high for anyone wanting to date his daughter.
Keep in mind that this is Sawyer Beckett that is telling these rules, so they are over the top and you can bet that Sawyer has broken a few of them himself. So that is why he knows them and will enforce them on his daughter's wannabe boyfriends.
So sit back and enjoy all that is Saywer and don't let his mouth and attitude bother you, it is just the way he is, he is the perfect daddy.
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