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Dan Absalonson
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A. C. Faltis
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Slightly offensive and utterly ridiculous, Santa's an A-Hole is the first installment of a series of humorous audiobooks by comedy writer A.C. Faltis. This audiobook is short and sweet but sure to get you giggling like a schoolgirl.
You may think you know Santa. You're wrong. Santa's an a-hole. Santa and his band of miscreants are taking advantage of innocent elves. Mrs. Claus is even running her own prostitution ring. Luckily, Allen McLittle, a drunken little elf with a big attitude, is ready to take Santa down one hilarious prank at a time.
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