Pizza Man
Or, the Pizza That Crawled out of My A-Hole
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If you are listening to this, then monsters really do exist. Pizza really does kill people. Friends really do bind together to try and keep out the evil that infects us - all of us. If you are still listening to this you have activated the events in this audiobook. The thing in the temple beneath the DenMark streets is stirring and is awake. If you are still listening to this, you have glanced into the abyss and the abyss has latched onto you. In layman's terms - you're screwed dude. There's no going back now. Press play and start listening...sorry man...sorry.
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