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After claiming the title, Arty Davis discovers what it truly means to be the Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.
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Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia3 out of 5 stars
- Nicole B.
- 10-05-17
It’s hard learning to pimp
These stories are like little soap operas but better. Just as much drama but short and sweet. I could definitely see this being a late night show on Comedy Central if the author was so inclined. The narrator of course would have to do the voiceover because the emotion and inflection in his voice are downright priceless. I don’t want to give too much away but learning how to Pimp is not as easy as one would think. I can’t wait for the next installment.
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Maria
- 09-18-17
4 1/2 Stars #CamelToe
LMFAO OK, these very short stories are pretty funny if you're into these types of a variations, and it appears that I am bahahaha.
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Total4 out of 5 stars
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Historia4 out of 5 stars
- Robert Christopher
- 10-12-17
gripping
an action packed thrillride, truly this author has allot of courage and shear tallent
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución5 out of 5 stars
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Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Kassandra Cherry
- 05-15-19
The One Where Things Get Nuts
The Quest for a Main Ho continues the Pimpmaster Arturius story-line, with Arty deeply immersed in his drug-induced fantasy. Its fun to tease apart what's happening in the real-world from how it is being interpreted to Arty in his haze. The clues are subtle, and can be easily missed, which is not something you'd expect out of a title with cyborgs with assault rifle arms. The narrator never trips on even the craziest sentences, and trust me, it gets weird in this one. Come in expecting to go, "Wait, what?" every few lines.
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Total1 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución3 out of 5 stars
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Historia2 out of 5 stars
- dodgelady90
- 09-27-17
Did not get any better.
I tried to listen all the way through but couldn't do it. I don't like the story line it's just not me.
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Total2 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución3 out of 5 stars
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Historia2 out of 5 stars
- E. Lewy
- 09-30-17
Another short chapter in this series
I received the first 3 vignettes from this series from the author in exchange for a fair review. Truthfully, I was looking forward to Arthurian content/retellings, and wasn't really thinking about exactly how "adult" these would get. They do not really resemble the Arthurian legend at all. These are chapters or episodes spread into a series of 19-minute segments. The narration is okay, and even actually quite skillful for an author narrating their own work. But the content leaves me wanting a real retelling.
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Total2 out of 5 stars
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Ejecución3 out of 5 stars
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Historia2 out of 5 stars
- Kenna
- 10-15-17
Urban King Arthur - Part 2
Drug fueled, cyborg hos ... still twisted, still bizarre, still W.T.F.
I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.
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