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It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.
There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.
Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell, Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.
If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best--and only--chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.
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From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- De M en 11-23-17
De: Matt Bellassai
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You're Making Me Hate You
- A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 54 m
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In the tradition of the late, great George Carlin, Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot and Stone Sour, sounds off in hilarious fashion about the many vagaries of modern life that piss him off. Whether it's people's rude behavior in restaurants and malls, the many indignities of air travel, eye-searingly terrible fashion choices, dangerously clueless drivers, and - most of all - the sorry state of much modern music, Taylor's humor and insight cover civil society's seeming decline.
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5 out of 5 stars
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New perspective.
- De jeremy en 09-22-15
De: Corey Taylor
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
- And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
- De: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrado por: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Duración: 4 h y 44 m
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- De Tim en 04-16-15
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Seven Deadly Sins
- Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 12 m
- Versión completa
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For the first time, Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor speaks directly to his fans and shares his worldview about life as a sinner. And Taylor knows how to sin. As a small-town hero in the early '90s, he threw himself into a fierce-drinking, drug-abusing, hard-loving, live-for-the-moment life. Soon Taylor's music exploded, and he found himself rich, wanted, and on the road. His new and ever-more-extreme lifestyle had an unexpected effect, however; for the first time, he began to actively think about what it meant to sin.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Glad I didn't read this before buying concert tix
- De S. Adams en 07-23-19
De: Corey Taylor
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Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
- De: Dave Barry
- Narrado por: John Ritter
- Duración: 3 h y 18 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 138
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The American guy is not to be confused with a husband, father, hunk, or intellectual, says guy expert Dave Barry. Published just in time (the American guy faces extinction due to feminism, the men's movement, and stricter sanitation laws), this guide gives women helpful advice for understanding Him (or It) and offers men useful tips on remembering the names of their children and other dilemmas of life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I laughed all the way through
- De Alan Rither en 08-10-04
De: Dave Barry
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The Very Worst Missionary
- A Memoir or Whatever
- De: Jamie Wright
- Narrado por: Madeleine Lambert
- Duración: 4 h y 58 m
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After finding Jesus at a suburban megachurch, young Jamie Wright trades in the easy life on the cul-de-sac for the green fields of Costa Rica. There, along with her husband, kids, and the family cat, she intends to serve God and make converts. But she soon loses faith and falls into a funk of cynicism and despair. Fortunately, Knives the cat is there, looking on with just enough disinterest to make her laugh...and dare her to try another way. That other way turns out to be telling the truth. She launches a renegade blog, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary, which wins a large following.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Didn’t like the book
- De Jonathan en 04-17-20
De: Jamie Wright
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- De: Matt Bellassai
- Narrado por: Matt Bellassai
- Duración: 6 h y 16 m
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From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- De M en 11-23-17
De: Matt Bellassai
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Learning to Die in Miami
- Confessions of a Refugee Boy
- De: Carlos Eire
- Narrado por: Robert Fass
- Duración: 11 h y 59 m
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Carlos Eire's story of a boyhood uprooted by the Cuban Revolution quickly lures us in, as eleven-year-old Carlos and his older brother Tony touch down in the sun-dappled Miami of 1962 - a place of daunting abundance where his old Cuban self must die to make way for a new, American self waiting to be born. In this enchanting new work, narrated in Eire's inimitable and lyrical voice, young Carlos adjusts to life in his new country.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent memoir of a forgotten time in history
- De BRB en 03-23-15
De: Carlos Eire
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Aaron Landon
- Duración: 5 h y 56 m
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Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- De Olive en 01-22-17
De: Jeff Strand
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Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay
- And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom
- De: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrado por: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Duración: 5 h y 19 m
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In busy-mom-friendly short essays, Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay delivers the empathetic straight dirt on parenting, tackling everything from Mommy & Me classes ("Your baby doesn't need to be making friends at three months old - you do! But not with people you'll meet at Mommy & Me") to attachment parenting ("If you're holding your baby 24/7, that's not a baby, that's a tumor").
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3 out of 5 stars
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Ok, nothing amazing
- De Lklns en 03-14-19
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Stories I'd Tell in Bars
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster, John Fletcher
- Duración: 8 h y 27 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 360
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Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Older, but not wiser, Lancaster goes back to basics in this hilarious essay collection about everything from taking community policing classes to accidentally getting high with her waiter after a fancy dinner. These are the tales she'd tell if she met you in a bar... if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to a bar. Offering advice ranging from how to remain happily married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose already to not creating An Incident at the cheese counter during an attempt at Whole30, she's you, only louder.
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
- De D D H en 06-15-19
De: Jen Lancaster
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Parenting Your Powerful Child
- Bringing an End to the Everyday Battles
- De: Dr. Kevin Leman
- Narrado por: Maurice England
- Duración: 7 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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Don’t let those cherubic faces fool you. Your smart kids have an agenda - and they’re workin’ ya. Powerful kids don’t just happen. They’re created, and their power comes in different packages. Whether loud and temperamental, quiet and sensitive, or stubborn and manipulative, powerful children can make living with them a challenge. But it doesn’t have to be that way. In Parenting Your Powerful Child, New York Times best-selling author Dr. Kevin Leman offers a practical action plan to redirect your child’s power surges into positive traits that will prepare your child for a successful, happy, and productive adult life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A MUST read for every parent
- De Elena F. Novak en 11-17-13
De: Dr. Kevin Leman
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Still Alive: Series Box Set, Books 1-4
- De: Javan Bonds
- Narrado por: S.W. Salzman
- Duración: 23 h y 33 m
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Mo Collins, the reluctant hero, has sailed around the country on board the replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, and now he finds himself only miles from his childhood home. But now the world has gone to hell. Hordes of naked, blue, biting zombies have flooded the now dead Alabama lake town. Mo and his only surviving shipmate, Crow, spend their days fishing and their nights watching the monsters roam, seeking untainted flesh and leaving a disgusting mess in their wake.
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5 out of 5 stars
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super hilarious
- De B Deyon en 12-19-19
De: Javan Bonds
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Don't Lick the Minivan
- And Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids
- De: Leanne Shirtliffe
- Narrado por: Trudie Kessler
- Duración: 7 h y 17 m
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As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia's sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I Guess You Had to Be There?
- De Sara en 09-08-14
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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News
- Shocking but Utterly True Facts
- De: Cracked.com
- Narrado por: Johnny Heller
- Duración: 6 h y 12 m
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You're going to wish you never got this audiobook. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in. Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Buenas fabulas de humor
- De Cynthia en 10-27-14
De: Cracked.com
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My Foot Is Too Big for the Glass Slipper
- A Guide to the Less Than Perfect Life
- De: Gabrielle Reece, Karen Karbo
- Narrado por: Gabrielle Reece, Karen Karbo
- Duración: 4 h y 10 m
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Much has happened to Gabrielle Reece since her 1997 best seller Big Girl in the Middle. She’s still gorgeous, still 6’3”, and a dominant force on and off the beach, but in the last 15 years, she’s settled down with world-class surfer Laird Hamilton and raised three stunning blonde girls. Her life might seem like a fairy tale from afar, but four years after her picture-perfect Hawaiian marriage to Laird, Gabrielle filed for divorce. In the end, the couple worked it out, but My Foot Is Too Big for the Glass Slipper tells the unvarnished and often hilarious tale of the turbulent ups and downs that beset every wife and mother - even the women like Gabrielle who seem to have it all.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Much more relevant than I imagined
- De Bookish420 en 04-24-13
De: Gabrielle Reece, y otros
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How to Host a Viking Funeral
- The Case for Burning Your Regrets, Chasing Your Crazy Ideas, and Becoming the Person You're Meant to Be
- De: Kyle Scheele
- Narrado por: Kyle Scheele
- Duración: 5 h y 37 m
- Versión completa
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Turning 30, artist and speaker Kyle Scheele wanted to do something unusual to mark this milestone. Instead of a birthday bash, he decided to hold a funeral to memorialize the decade of his life that was ending. Building a 16-foot Viking ship out of cardboard, he invited friends to help him set it on fire—a symbolic farewell to his 20s and all the grief, regret, and mistakes that accompanied those years.
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2 out of 5 stars
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underwhelming
- De Amazon Customer en 12-11-22
De: Kyle Scheele
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Making Children Mind Without Losing Yours
- De: Kevin Leman
- Narrado por: Chris Fabry
- Duración: 7 h y 10 m
- Versión completa
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We have seen the enemy . . . and they are small. If anyone understands why children behave the way they do, it's psychologist and best-selling author Dr. Kevin Leman. Equipping you with seven principles of Reality Discipline, this father of five shows you how to get kids to do what you want them to do, foil finicky eaters, turn off temper tantrums, and minimize sibling rivalries, use authority and decisiveness to show your kids you're not a pushover, and know when to take the little buzzards by the beak.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Life Saver for you and your kid!
- De Amber en 09-21-10
De: Kevin Leman
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Only Dead on the Inside
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- Kathy
- 12-17-17
Surprisingly good
I expected this to read like one of Unicorn's tweets. But it is so much more. I am now armed to survive the zombie apocalypse. But I was also entertained even though I do not have children. I'm so glad the author read the book himself. I loved that each chapter covered different aspects of potential apocalyptic scenarios. It kept the book fresh and laugh out loud funny. Hearing 7-year-old Betsy read the ending was extra special. What a great job she did. I will re-read this book. What more can be said?
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- Katrina P.
- 08-22-20
Best guide ever!!!
This is the most funniest zombie guide book I have ever read. If the zombie apocalypse actually happens I'm definitely going to use some of the tips in this book!!!!;)
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- Sean
- 12-15-17
As good as expected
I found this book to be amazingly funny. That being said I don't recommend listening to it all in one go (which is what I did). The story is good, and James does a good job of narrating his own book, but after about two hours or so I found myself wanting to listen to something else because it was losing my attention. I think this is just due to the nature of the comedy, or maybe the writing style. I don't know I'm just a dumb listener. I have followed James on his Twitter account for quite a while and have always loved his humor. I am extremely happy I purchased this book, and I highly recommend it to anyone that has or is expecting to have kids. While I don't have any kids of my own I may have to adopt or borrow one so I can justify buying an umbrella stroller. When the Zombie Apocalypse eventually finds itself at my doorstep I feel that I will have been sufficiently prepared thanks to this book.
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- Chidwick
- 06-26-18
Necessary Prep
Fantastically entertaining book. James Breakwell is a genius. Read this and his other books, and go follow him on twitter and facebook.
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- Mamatotwomonkeys
- 12-19-17
Funniest book I've listened to in a long time
Any parent NEEDS to listen to this book!!! It's a quirky type of funny that most people of my Oregon Trail Generation appreciate. I will be listening to this over and over.
Pardon me while I go look at the comics and charts that come with the audiobook.
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- Justine
- 10-24-18
down to earth
very well narrated by the author
good book
very funny and true in many ways
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- Marjory
- 04-13-19
Perfect
Witty, funny and undoubtedly useful, thank you for the good time Mr.Breakwell it was great
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- Liz
- 01-10-18
This was a very useful guide!
Should I ever have kids, I now feel I will be able to survive the zombie apocalypse with ease!
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- Marie Fisher
- 09-22-18
Cute and Funny
It was child friendly and cute!!! I enjoyed the humor!!! even got his daughter involved at the end!!!
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- Keith DeMange
- 02-06-18
not your typical zombie book
it was an ok book. not your typical zombie survival style book. First one dealing with raising kids.
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