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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,198
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,093
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,089
You're going to wish you never got this audiobook. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in. Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Buenas fabulas de humor
- De Cynthia en 10-27-14
De: Cracked.com
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Seven Deadly Sins
- Settling the Argument Between Born Bad and Damaged Good
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 12 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,059
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 963
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 956
For the first time, Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor speaks directly to his fans and shares his worldview about life as a sinner. And Taylor knows how to sin. As a small-town hero in the early '90s, he threw himself into a fierce-drinking, drug-abusing, hard-loving, live-for-the-moment life. Soon Taylor's music exploded, and he found himself rich, wanted, and on the road. His new and ever-more-extreme lifestyle had an unexpected effect, however; for the first time, he began to actively think about what it meant to sin.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Glad I didn't read this before buying concert tix
- De S. Adams en 07-23-19
De: Corey Taylor
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
- And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
- De: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrado por: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Duración: 4 h y 44 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 67
In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- De Tim en 04-16-15
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Heaven
- Or, How I Made Peace with the Paranormal and Stigmatized Zealots and Cynics in the Process
- De: Corey Taylor
- Narrado por: Corey Taylor
- Duración: 7 h y 23 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 785
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 717
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 716
In this book, Corey Taylor undertakes something never before attempted in the history of rock superstardom: he takes you with him as he journeys undercover through various ghostbusting groups who do their best to gather information and evidence about the existence of spirits. Taylor also gives you a behind-the-scenes tour of his crazy life and the many beyond-the-grave events he's encountered. (You'll be shocked how often Slipknot has been invaded by the supernatural).
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1 out of 5 stars
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Too Much Padding
- De W. Maughan en 01-26-16
De: Corey Taylor
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Learning to Die in Miami
- Confessions of a Refugee Boy
- De: Carlos Eire
- Narrado por: Robert Fass
- Duración: 11 h y 59 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 48
Carlos Eire's story of a boyhood uprooted by the Cuban Revolution quickly lures us in, as eleven-year-old Carlos and his older brother Tony touch down in the sun-dappled Miami of 1962 - a place of daunting abundance where his old Cuban self must die to make way for a new, American self waiting to be born. In this enchanting new work, narrated in Eire's inimitable and lyrical voice, young Carlos adjusts to life in his new country.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent memoir of a forgotten time in history
- De BRB en 03-23-15
De: Carlos Eire
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
- Versión resumida
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General4 out of 5 stars 575
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 360
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 355
What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More!
- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
De: Paula Poundstone
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Discount Armageddon
- InCryptid, Book 1
- De: Seanan McGuire
- Narrado por: Emily Bauer
- Duración: 11 h y 20 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 1,972
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,814
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,813
The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love this book!
- De a en 11-21-12
De: Seanan McGuire
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Familyhood
- De: Paul Reiser
- Narrado por: Paul Reiser
- Duración: 5 h y 18 m
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General4 out of 5 stars 87
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 69
In Familyhood, Reiser shares his observations on parenting, marriage, and mid-life with the wit, warmth, and humor that he’s so well-known for. From the first experience of sending his two boys off to summer camp to maneuvering the minefield of bad words learned at school, this hilarious new book captures the spirit of familyhood, the logical next frontier for Reiser’s trademark perspective on the universal truths of life, love, and relationships.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Witty and warm, a pleasurable read
- De Frank en 06-03-11
De: Paul Reiser
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The Very Worst Missionary
- A Memoir or Whatever
- De: Jamie Wright
- Narrado por: Madeleine Lambert
- Duración: 4 h y 58 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 316
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 278
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 281
After finding Jesus at a suburban megachurch, young Jamie Wright trades in the easy life on the cul-de-sac for the green fields of Costa Rica. There, along with her husband, kids, and the family cat, she intends to serve God and make converts. But she soon loses faith and falls into a funk of cynicism and despair. Fortunately, Knives the cat is there, looking on with just enough disinterest to make her laugh...and dare her to try another way. That other way turns out to be telling the truth. She launches a renegade blog, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary, which wins a large following.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Didn’t like the book
- De Jonathan en 04-17-20
De: Jamie Wright
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Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?
- Confessions of a Gay Dad
- De: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrado por: Dan Bucatinsky
- Duración: 5 h y 37 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 866
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 795
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 794
In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl - launching their frantic yet memorable adventures into fatherhood. Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart
- De The Reading Date en 02-05-14
De: Dan Bucatinsky
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The Eden Express
- A Memoir of Insanity
- De: Mark Vonnegut
- Narrado por: Pete Cross
- Duración: 9 h y 53 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 49
Mark Vonnegut set out in search of Eden with his VW bug, his girlfriend, his dog, and his ideals, but genetic predisposition and a whole lot of shit going down made him crazy in a culture that told him mental illness is a myth and schizophrenia is a sane response to an insane society. Describing his experiences during the late '60s and early '70s, Eden Express reveals how Mark went from being a recent college grad who was in love and living communally on a farm to having nervous breakdowns.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Touches the challenges of human condition
- De Glenn Ainsworth en 06-23-23
De: Mark Vonnegut
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Parenting Your Powerful Child
- Bringing an End to the Everyday Battles
- De: Dr. Kevin Leman
- Narrado por: Maurice England
- Duración: 7 h y 4 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 292
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 249
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 243
Don’t let those cherubic faces fool you. Your smart kids have an agenda - and they’re workin’ ya. Powerful kids don’t just happen. They’re created, and their power comes in different packages. Whether loud and temperamental, quiet and sensitive, or stubborn and manipulative, powerful children can make living with them a challenge. But it doesn’t have to be that way. In Parenting Your Powerful Child, New York Times best-selling author Dr. Kevin Leman offers a practical action plan to redirect your child’s power surges into positive traits that will prepare your child for a successful, happy, and productive adult life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A MUST read for every parent
- De Elena F. Novak en 11-17-13
De: Dr. Kevin Leman
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Dragonhaven
- De: Robin McKinley
- Narrado por: Noah Galvin
- Duración: 13 h y 7 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 206
Dragons are extinct in the wild, but the Makepeace Institute of Integrated Dragon Studies in Smokehill National Park is home to about two hundred of the world's remaining creatures. Until Jake discovers a dying dragon that has given birth - and one of the babies is still alive.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A master author at the top of her powers.
- De ShySusan en 08-11-13
De: Robin McKinley
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The World's Largest Man
- A Memoir
- De: Harrison Scott Key
- Narrado por: Harrison Scott Key
- Duración: 9 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General5 out of 5 stars 196
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 182
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Historia5 out of 5 stars 182
Harrison Scott Key was born in Memphis, but he grew up in Mississippi, among pious, Bible-reading women and men who either shot things or got women pregnant. At the center of his world was his larger-than-life father - a hunter, a fighter, and a football coach. Harrison, with his love of books and excessive interest in hugging, couldn't have been less like Pop, and when it became clear that he was not able to kill anything very well or otherwise make his father happy, he resolved to become everything his father was not.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I laughed every day to and from work. Loved it!
- De KufRN en 06-06-18
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Oh Crap! Potty Training
- Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
- De: Jamie Glowacki
- Narrado por: Meredith Mitchell
- Duración: 8 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,221
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 994
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 977
Let Jamie Glowacki show you how potty training is done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for 10s of thousands of kids and their parents.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Very snarky and anti-parent
- De Katrina en 01-25-16
De: Jamie Glowacki
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- De: Matt Bellassai
- Narrado por: Matt Bellassai
- Duración: 6 h y 16 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,037
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 952
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 948
From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- De M en 11-23-17
De: Matt Bellassai
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It Takes Two
- Our Story
- De: Jonathan Scott, Drew Scott
- Narrado por: Drew Scott, Jonathan Scott
- Duración: 6 h y 4 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 904
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 817
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 817
It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the Scott brothers' childhood and rise to fame - from starting their first business at seven years old and their years modeling and acting to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of 18. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not Worth the Time or $2.95
- De Sharlotte en 03-06-18
De: Jonathan Scott, y otros
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Wildflower
- De: Drew Barrymore
- Narrado por: Drew Barrymore
- Duración: 7 h y 5 m
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 5,560
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 4,972
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 4,942
Wildflower is a portrait of Drew's life in stories as she looks back on the adventures, challenges, and incredible experiences of her earlier years. It includes tales of living on her own at 14 (and how laundry may have saved her life), getting stuck in a gas station overhang on a cross-country road trip, saying good-bye to her father in a way only he could have understood, and many more adventures and lessons that have led her to the successful, happy, and healthy place she is today.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hold the shrieking !
- De Dawne en 11-27-15
De: Drew Barrymore