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When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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4 out of 5 stars
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An Enjoyable Listen
- De Elle W en 11-05-13
De: Charles McDowell
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From Ashes to Flames
- De: A M. Hargrove
- Narrado por: Wilhelmina Grace, Noah Michael Levine
- Duración: 9 h
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 379
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 354
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 351
Five minutes after walking through the door, I hated the sexy Greydon West. I wondered why he’d ever had kids in the first place. The broody, single father of two didn’t know the meaning of the word fun. The only things my regimented, hot-tempered boss seemed to care about were his ridiculous spreadsheets. But for some reason, his prickly, stiff-mannered disposition made me curious about what was hidden beneath that exterior. Then, one day I stumbled upon the key that unlocked the mystery of Dr. West.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Uuummm no
- De Margaret Acoff en 11-15-19
De: A M. Hargrove
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The Unsung Hero
- Troubleshooters, Book 1
- De: Suzanne Brockmann
- Narrado por: Patrick Lawlor, Melanie Ewbank
- Duración: 15 h y 16 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 502
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 447
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 449
After a near-fatal head injury, Navy SEAL lieutenant Tom Paoletti catches a glimpse of an international terrorist in his New England hometown. When he calls for help, the Navy dismisses the sighting as injury-induced imaginings. In a last-ditch effort to prevent disaster, Tom creates his own makeshift counterterrorism team, assembling his most loyal officers, two elderly war veterans, a couple of misfit teenagers, and Dr. Kelly Ashton.
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4 out of 5 stars
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New narration breathes life into this for me
- De Kindle Customer (VH) en 06-21-16
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32 Candles
- A Novel
- De: Ernessa T. Carter
- Narrado por: Adenrele Ojo
- Duración: 11 h y 14 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 1,082
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 912
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 909
Davie—an ugly duckling growing up in small-town Mississippi—is positive her life couldn’t be any worse. She has the meanest mother in the South, possibly the world, and on top of that, she’s pretty sure she’s ugly. Just when she’s resigned herself to her fate, she sees a movie that will change her life— Sixteen Candles. But in her case, life doesn’t imitate art.
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5 out of 5 stars
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2 High Fives - for Monkey Night
- De Nevada en 10-03-12
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God-Shaped Hole
- A Novel
- De: Tiffanie DeBartolo
- Narrado por: Rachael Warren
- Duración: 10 h y 44 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 130
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 122
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 121
When Beatrice Trixie Jordan replies to a personal ad, she meets Jacob Grace, a charming, effervescent 30-something free-spirit writer passionately seeking life. He possesses his own turns of phrase and ways of thinking and feeling that dissonantly harmonize with Trixie's off-center vision. As they rollercoaster through the joys and furies of their wrenching romance, they try to come to terms with the hurt brought about by both of their distant fathers who, in different ways, forsook them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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To see a fortune teller or not to see one...
- De Renee en 08-08-18
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An Abundance of Katherines
- De: John Green
- Narrado por: Jeff Woodman
- Duración: 6 h y 47 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 336
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 287
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 286
When it comes to relationships, Colin Singleton’s type is girls named Katherine. And when it comes to girls named Katherine, Colin is always getting dumped. Nineteen times, to be exact. On a road trip miles from home, this anagram-happy, washed-up child prodigy has $10,000 in his pocket, a bloodthirsty feral hog on his trail, and an overweight, Judge Judy-loving best friend riding shotgun - but no Katherines.
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1 out of 5 stars
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struggled to finish listening
- De Daniel en 03-11-20
De: John Green
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A Necessary End: A Novel
- De: Holly Brown
- Narrado por: Khristine Hvam, James Patrick Cronin
- Duración: 12 h y 22 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 57
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 54
At nineteen Leah bears a remarkable resemblance to the young woman Adrienne once was. Which is why Adrienne knows the baby Leah is carrying is meant to be hers. But Leah's got ideas of her own: Her baby's going to get a life in California; why shouldn't she? All she wants is to live in Adrienne's house for a year after the baby's born and get a fresh start. It seems like a small price for Adrienne to pay to get their baby. And with Gabe suddenly onboard, what could possibly go wrong?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Long time audible listener.
- De Cherith DuBois en 07-11-15
De: Holly Brown
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Deja Who
- De: MaryJanice Davidson
- Narrado por: Nancy Wu
- Duración: 8 h y 9 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 51
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 44
Leah Nazir is an Insighter. Reincarnation is her business. But while her clients' pasts are a mess, Leah's is nothing short of tragedy. She's been murdered. A lot. If left to that bitch destiny, it'll happen again. Leah wants to know who's been following her through time - and who's been stalking her in the present.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Love the author, but not the book
- De Rhonda en 11-14-16
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Chances, Part 1
- Gino's Story
- De: Jackie Collins
- Narrado por: Jackie Collins
- Duración: 2 h y 38 m
- Versión resumida
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 101
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 99
He started with nothing, and built an empire. She was born to bad times - and lived through much worse. Orphans and outlaws alike, Gino Santangelo and Carrie Jones were survivors in a harsh, loveless world....a passionate young Italian and an exotic dark beauty whose chance meeting yields a secret that can't be spoken for years to come.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Abridged version doesn't do series justice
- De Nancy J. Hyde en 01-10-09
De: Jackie Collins
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Sex, Murder, and a Double Latte
- De: Kyra Davis
- Narrado por: Gabra Zackman
- Duración: 8 h y 16 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 2,927
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Narración:4 out of 5 stars 1,969
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,983
Thriller scribe Sophie Katz is as hard-boiled as a woman who drinks Grande Caramel Brownie Frappuccionos can be. So Sophie knows it's not paranoia, or post-divorce, living-alone-again jitters, when she becomes convinced that a crazed reader is sneaking into her apartment to reenact scenes from her books. The police, however, can't tell a good plot from an unmarked grave.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
- De Autumn en 01-01-06
De: Kyra Davis
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Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?
- Confessions of a Gay Dad
- De: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrado por: Dan Bucatinsky
- Duración: 5 h y 37 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 866
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 795
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 794
In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl - launching their frantic yet memorable adventures into fatherhood. Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart
- De The Reading Date en 02-05-14
De: Dan Bucatinsky
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If It Ain’t One Thing
- De: Cheryl Robinson
- Narrado por: Karen Chilton
- Duración: 12 h y 16 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 129
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 102
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 100
Cheryl Robinson, a bright voice in African-American fiction, delivers a fresh tale of love in the modern world. Porter is a handsome Detroit firefighter who just got burned by his cheating girlfriend. Winona is a single mom who is getting by despite an old secret that haunts her. When Porter and Winona meet, they must face their pasts to allow their present romance to grow.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good listen
- De Brad en 06-29-10
De: Cheryl Robinson
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Miss Fortune
- Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay
- De: Lauren Weedman
- Narrado por: Lauren Weedman
- Duración: 8 h y 33 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 40
Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good
- De Ajules29 en 04-02-16
De: Lauren Weedman
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This Is Why They Hate Us
- De: Aaron H. Aceves
- Narrado por: Alejandro Ruiz
- Duración: 10 h y 3 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 118
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 104
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 104
Enrique “Quique” Luna has one goal this summer—get over his crush on Saleem Kanazi by pursuing his other romantic prospects. Never mind that he’s only out to his best friend, Fabiola. Never mind that he has absolutely zero game. And definitely forget the fact that good and kind and, not to mention, beautiful Saleem is leaving LA for the summer to meet a girl his parents are trying to set him up with. Luckily, Quique’s prospects are each intriguing in their own ways.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great Performance; Strange Obsession with White People
- De Legio Evocati en 02-21-23
De: Aaron H. Aceves
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Will Grayson, Will Grayson
- De: John Green, David Levithan
- Narrado por: MacLeod Andrews, Nick Podehl
- Duración: 7 h y 51 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 238
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 202
One cold night, in a most unlikely corner of Chicago, Will Grayson crosses paths with...Will Grayson. Two teens with the same name, running in two very different circles, suddenly find their lives going in new and unexpected directions, and culminating in epic turns-of-heart and the most fabulous musical ever to grace the high school stage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant.
- De Klasandria en 01-24-24
De: John Green, y otros
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Under the Lights
- Boys of Fall Series, Book 1
- De: Shannon Stacey
- Narrado por: Carly Robins
- Duración: 7 h
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 107
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 98
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 101
Chase Sanders's life has taken a lot of crazy turns lately. But returning to his hometown to help his old coach keep his high school football team afloat might be the craziest thing to happen to him yet. That is, until he starts falling for the last person he should - Coach's gorgeous daughter.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Okay
- De Melliemel en 08-25-20
De: Shannon Stacey
Las personas que vieron esto también vieron...
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Stranger Things Have Happened
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Kyle McCarley
- Duración: 7 h y 10 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 11
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 11
Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third. Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unfortunately Absurdist
- De Crystal en 08-08-17
De: Jeff Strand
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How You Ruined My Life
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Andrew Eiden
- Duración: 5 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 27
Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Audio version of this book is Fantastic.
- De Jennifer j Keller en 06-01-18
De: Jeff Strand
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Clowns vs. Spiders
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 5 h y 47 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 110
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 97
Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers, are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore. Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. But millions of oversized spiders are about to invade....
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4 out of 5 stars
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I don't usually laugh out loud
- De Amazon Customer en 07-10-23
De: Jeff Strand
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The Haunted Forest Tour
- De: Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 8 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 1,385
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,262
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,267
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
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5 out of 5 stars
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WOW, just WOW. Great book!!!!
- De Jason en 09-07-18
De: Jeff Strand, y otros
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Aaron Landon
- Duración: 5 h y 56 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 128
Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- De Olive en 01-22-17
De: Jeff Strand
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Pressure
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Scott Thomas
- Duración: 7 h y 2 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 218
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 220
Alex stared at the red pocketknife shown to him by his daughter. A pocketknife owned by somebody he hadn't seen in years. They met first in boarding school at age 12. Alex Fletcher, shy and scared. Darren Rust, always furiously scribbling away in a private journal. It was not an immediate friendship, but then one night Darren convinced his roommate to sneak off school grounds to see something glorious.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Refreshingly Riveting GrittyThriller! LOVED IT!
- De JenniferLOVESThrillers en 09-01-16
De: Jeff Strand
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Stranger Things Have Happened
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Kyle McCarley
- Duración: 7 h y 10 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Narración:5 out of 5 stars 11
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 11
Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third. Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unfortunately Absurdist
- De Crystal en 08-08-17
De: Jeff Strand
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How You Ruined My Life
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Andrew Eiden
- Duración: 5 h y 36 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 27
Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that has a standing gig. Yeah, it's Monday night and they don't get paid, but they can crank the volume as loud as they want. And Rod's girlfriend is hot, smart, and believes in their band - believes in Rod. Aside from a winning lottery ticket, what more could he ask for? Answer: A different cousin. When Rod's scheming, two-faced cousin Blake moves in for the semester, Rod tries to keep calm. Blake seems to have everyone else fooled....
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Audio version of this book is Fantastic.
- De Jennifer j Keller en 06-01-18
De: Jeff Strand
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Clowns vs. Spiders
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 5 h y 47 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 110
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 97
Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers, are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore. Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. But millions of oversized spiders are about to invade....
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4 out of 5 stars
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I don't usually laugh out loud
- De Amazon Customer en 07-10-23
De: Jeff Strand
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The Haunted Forest Tour
- De: Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
- Narrado por: Joe Hempel
- Duración: 8 h y 55 m
- Versión completa
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General4 out of 5 stars 1,385
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 1,262
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Historia4 out of 5 stars 1,267
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
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5 out of 5 stars
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WOW, just WOW. Great book!!!!
- De Jason en 09-07-18
De: Jeff Strand, y otros
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Aaron Landon
- Duración: 5 h y 56 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 128
Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors - but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- De Olive en 01-22-17
De: Jeff Strand
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Pressure
- De: Jeff Strand
- Narrado por: Scott Thomas
- Duración: 7 h y 2 m
- Versión completa
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General4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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Narración:4.5 out of 5 stars 218
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Historia4.5 out of 5 stars 220
Alex stared at the red pocketknife shown to him by his daughter. A pocketknife owned by somebody he hadn't seen in years. They met first in boarding school at age 12. Alex Fletcher, shy and scared. Darren Rust, always furiously scribbling away in a private journal. It was not an immediate friendship, but then one night Darren convinced his roommate to sneak off school grounds to see something glorious.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Refreshingly Riveting GrittyThriller! LOVED IT!
- De JenniferLOVESThrillers en 09-01-16
De: Jeff Strand
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Total5 out of 5 stars
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Historia5 out of 5 stars
- Wendy
- 10-16-20
Uplifting budding romance adventure
I liked the tone and the quirky couple. I could relate to their mild neediness and bizarre senses of humor. This is the first book that I have listened to by this author. Judging from the cover art of the other books, this one is not in the same genre.
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- mama-z
- 07-09-19
Really really weirdly different
I usually find this author very funny but I had a hard time liking the story. I was kind of bizarre from the beginning to the end I did ask my money back. I think the only reason to listen to it is because of the narration-he has a great voice
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