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Disclaimer: The following content contains coarse language, crude humor, and should not be listened to by anyone. Not for the faint of heart, easily offended, or those who don’t appreciate the F-bomb.
Cryptic
Sarcastic
To the point (eventually.)
Nicolette is at it again! This isn’t your average self-help book. In fact, it isn’t a self-help book at all - more like a messy slew of words and past personal experiences that have been typed and formatted into a comedic side quest. These stories and passages might possibly help the listener learn about the daily pandemic of thinking that we need to fill our lives with mindless, materialistic possessions. That if you’re not happy and receiving recognition or gratification that you’re a failure.
A book about happiness and the lengths we'll go to make ourselves miserable trying to get a taste of it.
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