How to Flirt with a Witch

De: Tiana Warner

Narrado por: Adrienne Fleming

STEP 1: REALIZE YOU HAVE A UNIQUE ABILITY TO DETECT CURSES.

STEP 2: BRING CURSED OBJECTS TO YOUR LOCAL (HEART-STOPPINGLY GORGEOUS) WITCH.

STEP 3: ACCIDENTALLY CATCH THE ATTENTION OF A MURDEROUS FAMILY WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO ACQUIRE MAGICAL OBJECTS.

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From award-winning author Tiana Warner comes a new sapphic paranormal romance full of forbidden love, dark secrets, and curses too dangerous to break.

Katie’s biggest worry starting university in Vancouver is finding her place in a new city… until she adopts a fluffy kitten that turns out to be cursed.

Her misfortune leads her to Natalie, a beautiful “veterinarian” with a secret: she’s a witch whose job is to keep dark magic under control. Turns out, Katie has a rare ability to sense curses. Thrust into a secret coven of witches and deadly magic, she’s determined to use her special ability to help Natalie do her job. Natalie, on the other hand, just wants to keep Katie safe.

But the sinister Madsen family is also hunting for dark magic, and they’ll do anything to get it. Though involving outsiders is forbidden, Natalie has no choice but to bring Katie into her coven if she wants to protect her. As they work together to keep the world safe from curses and the Madsens’ greed, the attraction between them becomes impossible to ignore…

©2024 Tiana Warner (P)2025 Tiana Warner

Katie is an infuriating Mary Sue whose only use is a Damsel in Distress.

Katie is an obvious self-insert. She thinks she entitled to everything despite making everything worse at every turn. Yet it's ok cause... reasons. She is constantly making Natalie put herself in danger and fights cause Katie can't handle the situation but she insists that she deserves to be apart of them. She is constantly breaking her promises to Natalie and her oaths because she finds keeping her word is inconvenient. But everyone is fine with that cause... reasons. She is such a useless character who is constantly in danger and needs to be saved. which only is more annoying because these Trained shadows and guardians are constantly making the dumbest decisions in situations and feel like they just found out about their jobs 10 minutes ago. I was so over the inner thoughts of Katie as it was only ever "I have a gift and Destiny wants my to use them", "Natalie is too overprotective of me", "Why am I being left out of the secret club stuff.".

The presenter does their best but she wasn't given much to work with. And every time she had to call out "Natalie!" during an action or kidnapping scene I was immediately taken out of the story.