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Lazaro Droznes
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The third volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent.
After the success of Volume I and Volume II, this third audiobook comes out with brand new dirty one-liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.
Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: where are the good lines when you need them?
They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:
- Dirty jokes
- Sexy jokes
- Witticisms
- Funny quotes
- Riddles
- Wisecracks
- Feminist jokes
- Love jokes
- Sexist jokes.
- Bad jokes
- Funny proverbs
All the one liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party.
Dating will never be the same. At parties, everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.
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