Don't Be Stupid

5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You

De: Silly Turtle

Narrado por: Grant Benker

How often have you wanted to tell someone that they are stupid?

But you can’t, right? Because it’s rude and socially unacceptable. The solution to this problem is giving them a practical gift to help.

This guide is here to help stupid people realize that they are stupid, see the stupid things they do, and correct their stupid ways. This handy little book will help them:

• Realize that they are not the only person in the world.
• Learn what they do that drives the rest of us crazy.
• How to stop being an idiot driver.
• Recognize just how gullible they are.
• Stop being a know-it-all.

And more!

Don’t Be Stupid is a humorous satire describing steps that a stupid person could take to become less of an idiot. Written for entertainment purposes only, it walks the listener through five insulting steps that can lead a person out of stupidity. It makes the perfect gag gift or white elephant present. Be sure to share it with your favorite moron!

©2023 Melissa A Gallant (P)2023 Melissa Gallant

Hilarious!

Absolutely hilarious! This audiobook is the perfect blend of witty satire and light-hearted fun, playfully poking at our all-too-human quirks and the self-help genre itself. It's the ideal gag gift for friends, loved ones, or coworkers. Just kick back, enjoy the clever writing and spot-on narration, and remember not to take it too seriously. It is a thoroughly enjoyable listen for a good chuckle! Enjoy!

Funny !

This is not the usual type of audiobook I listen to, but I really enjoyed hearing about the author’s vision. It was funny while being personal, the author comically explains how to make stupid realize that they are stupid. Additionally, he gives advice on how to not be gullible or how to not be a know-it-all, which I rally liked. Even if this audiobook was different from what I usually listened, I still enjoyed it and laughed, for this reason I would recommend it to anyone.

humor always helps

I enjoyed the author's sense of humor.
'Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do - Yes, Even You" had me laughing
and hanging my head in embarrassment.
I kept thinking of others things from everyday life that could also be in this book.
I recommend this audiobook.

Hilarious!

As a psychosomatic therapist, I'm a big fan on working on self-awareness, so a big thumbs up for this book in that regard. Being compassionate and patient is a good way to be. But holy sh*t I'd be lying if I said I haven't sat there and thought these thoughts when trying to understand why some people are the ... special ... way they are.
I'm definitely going to throw this audiobook on during an upcoming road trip with some good friends for some good laughs.

I loved this!

I hope this was given to me for the right reasons LOL. I found it hilarious and insightful. The author released common everyday frustrations into a fun book. It was a joy to listen, I may or may not have some things to work on. But I will definitely recommend this to other listeners.

Want a Laugh? Then Don't Be Stupid!

A funny take on real everyday life. It is satire... but then is it?

The story and situations are so funny because they are so everyday life!

A quick funny listen!

A Delightful Antidote to Ignorance

This captivating audiobook delivers nuggets of wisdom through chuckles and smirks.

Its satirical tone masterfully highlights the often overlooked absurdities of human conduct.

While the content amuses, it subtly prompts listeners to reflect on their own foibles.

It's more than a humoristic critique - it's an engaging prompt towards self-realization and personal development.

Cleverly packaged life lessons invite the listeners to evaluate their actions and consider smarter behaviors.

This witty, audio guide is ideal for those unafraid to confront their own blunders.

In essence, it's an intriguing blend of entertainment and contemplation. Truly, a must-hear audio experience.

Functional and entertaining argument guide

Found this to be an entertaining, and fun guide to arguing with people who seem to have everything figured. It seems like those type of people are the hardestto talk with, and this audiobook takes a special approach to showing you how to verbally manage them. While the tone is sometimes funny, the insights are solid.

The narrator is engaging and easy to follow, and the layout of the content makes it easy to digest and understand. Overall both fun and insightful.

I laughed a lot

This audiobook is hilarious. It’s a short but cheeky take on common sense, and, ultimately, making the world a better place!

If you’d like some entertainment on a commute or while hanging around the house, and you like to laugh, you’ll enjoy this book.

(Only for those with a sense of humor!)

Yeah Duh!? ;-)

What a refreshingly humorous and surprisingly insightful audiobook! I mean pull your head out of your ass is step #1, that is hilarious! Embracing the playful title, Turtle provides practical advice in a lighthearted manner, making self-improvement an enjoyable journey. The author's wit and charm engage listeners throughout, offering achievable steps to overcome common challenges. From tackling procrastination to building confidence, the book is a delightful blend of entertainment and self-help. Although light-hearted, the content remains genuinely impactful. Whether you're a self-help enthusiast or a skeptic, this audiobook offers valuable takeaways, proving that learning and growth need not be tedious.