
Never Cuff an Alien
Vandalar Concubines, Book 2
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Narrado por:
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Dorinda Ravish
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V. K. Ludwig
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My alien concubine refuses to please me.
That gruff, muscled Vandalar saikh I bought myself keeps running away. So I do what every lonely woman in her 30s would: I cuff him to my bed, until he comes to his senses.
At least now I don’t have to chase behind him in high heels and can concentrate on starting my mail-order-saikh business. What could possibly go wrong?
I tell you what: He frees himself. Of course, he does.
Now I’m the one tied to the bed while he threatens punishment. I really should freak out about this, having so much work to do building myself a new existence and all - but I’m just happy he’s finally showing some initiative.
Never Cuff an Alien is the second book in this interconnected alien romantic comedy series, featuring concubines trained to cook, clean, and please their female in whichever way she wishes - or not. Some are stubborn like that....
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- 04-06-22
Interesting and Funny
This book was pretty entertaining; a different spin on intergalactic romance. It was like a paranormal romantic comedy. The narrator did a great job; I was not familiar with Dorinda and was pleasantly surprised with her development of male and female characters. In my favorites it goes!
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- 05-03-22
Laughed so hard my co-worker thought I was crying
These stories are a super rare combo of uproariously hilarious and hella smexy (super mega sexy). If you are looking for a story that you can’t listen to in public, because of the constant smiling you will be doing, you have found it! I sincerely hope there are more and audible gains access. I don’t care the cost I want all of the vandal male concubine story’s that V. K. Ludwig cranks out!
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- Cori Martin
- 07-28-22
This is such a great series!
This series surprised me! The books are so funny and hot! But the actual story is interesting and kept me hooked!
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- 02-02-22
So vecking good
This is some fun little erotica for sure. What is surprising to me is that I'm really enjoying the story that is wrapped around it too. This series was a surprise find and I'm so glad I decided to go for it!
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