Andrew Bushard

What do you want to be when you grow up? You probably have narrowed it down to either motivational speaker or rock star....

What is this book? Six hundred and sixty six words of pure Crystal meth praising bliss....

What do you Master? Ms. Meletian Schism Masters a few things? What things? Meletianism, Schism, and Heresy. We know you want to hear about Meletianism, Schism, and Heresy. So when you want to hear about Meletianism, Schism, and Heresy, kindly choose this booklet.

Ms. Celestituism found a Wikipedia list of "Excommunicated people". This hooked her. One of the people on this list in particular called to her, so she coined a belief system based on his name and has been Advancing this belief system since.

Accenture wins a lot of awards and portrays itself as the perfect company, but perhaps Accenture seems too good to be true....

This work reflects upon the nature of motivational speaking so we may keep what rocks and leave behind what sucks. Hopefully, we shall achieve the best possible life in the process....

Straight edge (no drinking, smoking, drugs, or promiscuous sexual intercourse) rules....

Historians, Philosophers, and Religionists have declared that Deism has died. They note that Deism lacks the appeal it enjoyed during its heyday. Friends, we need not resign ourselves to this fate. We can answer the call to revive Deism!

The Eugene Debs Party Succeeds: A Third Parties Flash Fiction offers progressives and others a pathway to achieve their dreams and to achieve electoral success. May this vision inspire progressives and others to do the impossible....

When do you want a book that has it all? This book has it all: It has Collyrdianism, Deism, State/church Separation, Madalyn Murray O'Hair, seances, travel, culture, and more.

Fundies deem Unitarianism a Heresy, but fundies are wrong, not Unitarianism. Given this insight, Ms. Unitarianism lives to Advance Unitarianism and to defeat fundamentalism.

Consider school days the worst days. Don't consider school a necessary evil because we don't need school....

In America, the two major parties monopolize our political system, but despite this, political independents, 3rd party candidates, and mavericks still press on....

Rock on, dumpster diving! Long live dumpster diving! Practical, yet fun; the world definitely needs dumpster diving! Hell, God might even ordain it....

A babe named Anita Sarkeesian crusades to purify video games. But she discovers a maverick named Frelsun who is also discovering her....

Praise Phone Books extols the cornucopia of phone books' virtues. Praise Phone Books discusses Andrew Bushard's personal connection to phone books, as well as cherishing phone books' contribution to the world....

How does a cruel dominatrix with black hair, transform into a panting submissive with black hair? By meeting the right man, of course! ....

A petite and hot female MMA fighter yearns to become a professional bodyguard....

The Syndicalist Babe is used to winning. She wins her at unionization. She wins at masturbation. Yet she can win in other ways as well....

This short story, the third part of Andrew Bushard's Anita Sarkeesian trilogy, delights the reader with its political and sexual adventures. Andrew and Anita befriend a famous publisher....