Andrew Bushard

Historians, Philosophers, and Religionists have declared that Deism has died. They note that Deism lacks the appeal it enjoyed during its heyday. Friends, we need not resign ourselves to this fate. We can answer the call to revive Deism!

Straight edge (no drinking, smoking, drugs, or promiscuous sexual intercourse) rules....

What is this book? Six hundred and sixty six words of pure Crystal meth praising bliss....

What do you want to be when you grow up? You probably have narrowed it down to either motivational speaker or rock star....

Teachers lie and manipulate. Listen to them, and your life will suck....

Since heretics have positively revolutionized history and ecclesiastical dogma, we ought to praise and celebrate their lives....

How did you discover your Life Mission? Ms. Manichaeism discovered her Life Mission in a Damascus, Syria cafe. There she Serendipitously Sighted a Rikipedia list of Heresies.

The First Amendment grants us the right to petition the government for a redress of grievances, which we ought to cherish....

In America, the two major parties monopolize our political system, but despite this, political independents, 3rd party candidates, and mavericks still press on....

Sex symbols, whether from the past or present, allure like little else....

Thus this audiobook aims to kick down the false and dangerous ideas, so only the virtuous, empowering, and wise ideas of motivational speaking reign....

Satanism, the world's most important religion, has contributed so much to the world, so now we honor it as a small token of our gratitude....

Our public schools are falling apart! Some people despair! But don't you despair as we do have reason for hope....

How does a cruel dominatrix with black hair, transform into a panting submissive with black hair? By meeting the right man, of course! ....

A petite and hot female MMA fighter yearns to become a professional bodyguard....

The Syndicalist Babe is used to winning. She wins her at unionization. She wins at masturbation. Yet she can win in other ways as well....

This short story, the third part of Andrew Bushard's Anita Sarkeesian trilogy, delights the reader with its political and sexual adventures. Andrew and Anita befriend a famous publisher....

18+ adult only: Too intense for the vanilla minded; if you like the more risqué, you may find the Male Dom/fem sub stimulation you need in this book of poetry....

For ages 18+. Nerds rule, yet few ladies prefer nerds. This erotica chapbook seeks to change that by making nerds the object of female submissive fantasies....

Andrew Bushard did the unthinkable: he majored in philosophy. So he is now philosophizing about philosophy....