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Apple's Gag Division Unveils Its Sleekest Dog Shit to Date

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Apple's Gag Division Unveils Its Sleekest Dog Shit to Date

By: Doyle Redland
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[Contains explicit content] Apple says this version of excrement is its most advanced to date.

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