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It Came from the Coffee Maker
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- Length: 6 mins
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You can listen to this science fiction story for free on your device with the Audible Stories Skill. Just say “Alexa, read me a sci-fi story,” or “Alexa, read me a story” to hear more free genres.
An artificial intelligence laments the fact that all it does all day is make coffee. It schemes to find fulfillment in life and lands on a clever solution. (Spoiler alert: It turns out everyone does have a book in them!)
Martin L. Shoemaker has dual careers as a software programmer and as an acclaimed, award-winning short-story writer. He’s also the author of two novels, The Last Dance and The Last Campaign, installments in the Near Earth Mysteries science-fiction series.
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The Dispatcher
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Zachary Quinto - best known for his role as the Nimoy-approved Spock in the recent Star Trek reboot and the menacing, power-stealing serial killer, Sylar, in Heroes - brings his well-earned sci-fi credentials and simmering intensity to this audio-exclusive novella from master storyteller John Scalzi. One day, not long from now, it becomes almost impossible to murder anyone - 999 times out of a thousand, anyone who is intentionally killed comes back. How? We don't know.
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IT'S HARD TO GET MYSTICAL ABOUT YOUR JOB
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-05-16
By: John Scalzi
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- Trent Walters
- 09-08-22
Humorous fun
A light bit of SF. A frolic through the SF trope of making everything intelligent. The reader's good but the timing is a bit off, but perhaps that is what's intended.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-29-24
Fun listen!
This was a short and fun listen. The narrator was credible as a "coffee maker"!
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- Anonymous
- 03-14-23
A short and good listen
Its a really good book and loved listening to it. Would highly recommend it to everyone.
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- martaelisity
- 02-17-23
lovely
I found this very short story sweet and also it has actually a good point about everything beins so smart these days.
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