John Dies at the End
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    John Dies at the End | David Wong

    John Dies at the End

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By David Wong
    • Narrated By Stephen R. Thorne
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (4543)
    Performance
    (4169)
    Story
    (4190)

    STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?

    Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.

    This author has a certain fixation with bodily fluids, and human extremities. So while this book IS hilarious, expect many of the funny moments to inv..Show More »

    Reviewed on November 19 2012 by Amazon Customer (severna park, MD, United States)
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    This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It | David Wong

    This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By David Wong
    • Narrated By Nick Podehl
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (3141)
    Performance
    (2937)
    Story
    (2950)

    Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.

    Very Different than John Dies, but Equal

    If you haven't listened to John Dies at the End, go do that first. Seriously. While this book can arguably stand alone, it would lose a LOT without ..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 21 2013 by Charlie ()