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  • I Regret Nothing: A Memoir | Jen Lancaster

    I Regret Nothing: A Memoir

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jen Lancaster
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    New York Times best-selling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on reinvention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she's managed to document her (and her generation's) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all - sometimes with disastrous results....

    Julie Cohenour says: "Good, not the best"
  • The Best of Enemies | Jen Lancaster

    The Best of Enemies

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Julia Whelan, Emily Rankin
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    Jacqueline Jordan knows conflict. A fearless journalist, she's spent the past decade embedded in the world's hot spots, writing about the fall of nations and the rise of despots. But if you were to inquire about who topped Jack's enemy list, she'd not hesitate to answer: Kitty Carricoe.

    Anne A. Kennedy says: "Unexpected pleasure with engaging dialgoue"
  • By the Numbers | Jen Lancaster

    By the Numbers

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Allyson Ryan
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    Actuary Penny Sinclair has a head for business, and she always makes rational decisions. Knowing that 60 percent of spouses cheat and 50 percent of marriages end in divorce, she wasn't too surprised when her husband had an affair. (That he did so with a woman their daughter's age? Well, that part did sting a bit.) She just made sure she got everything in the divorce, including their lovely old Victorian house. And as soon as her younger daughter has her hipster-fabulous wedding in the backyard, she's trading it in for a condo in downtown Chicago....

    Dogs & Horses says: "Narrator is bland, slow. Story is good."
  • Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer | Jen Lancaster

    Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jamie Heinlein
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    To whom the fat rolls...I'm tired of books where a self-loathing heroine is teased to the point where she starves herself skinny in hopes of a fabulous new life. And I hate the message that women can't possibly be happy until we all fit into our skinny jeans. I don't find these stories uplifting; they make me want to hug these women and take them out for fizzy champagne drinks and cheesecake and explain to them that until they figure out their insides, their outsides don't matter.

    Sara says: "Hilarious Commentary on Weight Loss!"
  • My Fair Lazy | Jen Lancaster

    My Fair Lazy

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jamie Heinlein
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    Readers and listeners have followed Jen Lancaster through job loss, sucky city living, weight loss attempts, and 1980s nostalgia. Now Jen chronicles her efforts to achieve cultural enlightenment, with some hilarious missteps and genuine moments of inspiration along the way. And she does so by any means necessary: reading canonical literature, viewing classic films, attending the opera, researching artisan cheeses, and even enrolling in etiquette classes to improve her social graces.

    Jennifer says: "Disappointing ... Both Narration and Story"
  • Bright Lights, Big Ass | Jen Lancaster

    Bright Lights, Big Ass

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jamie Heinlein
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    Jen Lancaster hates to burst your happy little bubble, but life in the big city isn't all it's cracked up to be. Contrary to what you see on TV and in the movies, most urbanites aren't party-hopping in slinky dresses and strappy stilettos. But lucky for us, Lancaster knows how to make the life of the lower crust mercilessly funny and infinitely entertaining.

    keynotes says: "Charming and funny"
  • The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog | Jen Lancaster

    The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jen Lancaster
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    One would think that with Jen Lancaster’s impressive list of bestselling self-improvement memoirs that she would have it all together by now. One would be wrong. Jen’s still a little rough around the edges. Suffice it to say, she’s no Martha Stewart. And that is exactly why Jen is going to Martha up and live her life according to the advice of America’s overachieving older sister - the woman who turns lemons into lavender-infused lemonade.

    Dogs & Horses says: "Not as light as previous books, still witty"
  • Bitter Is the New Black | Jen Lancaster

    Bitter Is the New Black

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 18 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jamie Heinlein
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    Jen Lancaster was living the sweet life-until real life kicked her to the curb. She had the perfect man, the perfect job-hell, she had the perfect life - and there was no reason to think it wouldn't last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, highlighted, and generally adored to notice.

    Amanda Sava says: "Better than I'd hoped."
  • Here I Go Again: A Novel | Jen Lancaster

    Here I Go Again: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jen Lancaster
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    Twenty years after ruling the halls of her suburban Chicago high school, Lissy Ryder doesn't understand why her glory days ended. Back then, she was worshipped...beloved...feared. Present day, not so much. She's been pink-slipped from her high-paying job, dumped by her husband and kicked out of her condo. Now, at 37, she's struggling to start a business out of her parents' garage and sleeping under the hair-band posters in her old bedroom. Lissy finally realizes karma is the only bitch bigger than she was.

    K. Yorston says: "Love Jen... but please, please don't narrate"
  • Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It'sNever Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner | Jen Lancaster

    Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It'sNever Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jen Lancaster
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    In Such a Pretty Fat, Jen Lancaster learned how to come to terms with her body. In My Fair Lazy, she expanded her mind. Now, the New York Times best-selling author gives herself - and her generation - a kick in the X, by facing her greatest challenge to date: acting her age. Jen is finally ready to put away childish things (except her Barbie Styling Head, of course) and embrace the investment-making, mortgage-carrying, life insurance-having adult she's become.

    T. Snyder says: "Jen Lancaster does it again!"
  • I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship: Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists | Wade Rouse (editor),Jen Lancaster,Rita Mae Brown,Laurie Notaro,Jane Green,Beth Harbison,W. Bruce Cameron

    I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship: Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Wade Rouse (editor), Jen Lancaster, Rita Mae Brown, and others
    • Narrated By Emily Durante, Johnny Heller
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    Critically acclaimed memoirist Wade Rouse has gathered some of America's best known humorists-authors, comedians, and actors-to offer biting commentary on what it means to share a life, and a heart, with a dog. From battling for bed space to trying to transform a pampered NYC pup into a Texas rawhide, and from helping a shelter rescue navigate through her new life to interpreting dog run dynamics (and politics), being a canine companion has challenges as tough as any agility course, but laughter is just a tail-wag away.

    Darrell Crocker says: "Made for Smiling"
  • Twisted Sisters | Jen Lancaster

    Twisted Sisters

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jen Lancaster
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    Reagan Bishop is a pusher. A licensed psychologist who stars on the Wendy Winsberg cable breakout show I Need a Push, Reagan helps participants become their best selves by urging them to overcome obstacles and change behaviors. An overachiever, Reagan is used to delivering results. Despite her overwhelming professional success, Reagan never seems to earn her family's respect. Her younger sister, Geri, is and always will be the Bishop family favorite.

    Gr8pnut says: "2nd fiction book better than her first"
  • Pretty in Plaid | Jen Lancaster

    Pretty in Plaid

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jamie Heinlein
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    In Pretty in Plaid, Jen Lancaster reveals how she developed the hubris that perpetually gets her into trouble. Using fashion icons of her youth to tell her hilarious and insightful stories, readers will meet the girl she used to be. Jen Lancaster was a badge-hungry Junior Girl Scout with a knack for extortion, an aspiring sorority girl who didn't know her Coach from her Louis Vuitton, and a budding executive who found herself bewildered by her first encounter with a fax machine.

    Jennifer Collado says: "Peeing my Pants during my commute."
  • If You Were Here | Jen Lancaster

    If You Were Here

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Jen Lancaster
    • Narrated By Jamie Heinlein
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    The fiction debut of the New York Times best-selling author of My Fair Lazy. Told in the uproariously entertaining voice readers have come to expect from Jen Lancaster, If You Were Here follows Amish-zombie-teen- romance author Mia and her husband Mac (and their pets) through the alternately frustrating, exciting, terrifying - but always funny - process of buying and renovating their first home in the Chicago suburbs that John hughes's movies made famous.

    Carolyn says: "A Jen Lancaster disappointment"
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