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  • George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty' | George Carlin

    George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

    • ORIGINAL (7 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.

  • When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? | George Carlin

    When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.

  • Last Words | George Carlin

    Last Words

    • ABRIDGED (6 hrs and 23 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin
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    As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.

  • Brain Droppings | George Carlin

    Brain Droppings

    • ABRIDGED (2 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
    Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.

    New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.

  • Napalm & Silly Putty | George Carlin

    Napalm & Silly Putty

    • ABRIDGED (2 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.

  • Classic Gold | George Carlin

    Classic Gold

    • ORIGINAL (2 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.

  • More Napalm and Silly Putty | George Carlin

    More Napalm and Silly Putty

    • ABRIDGED (2 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!

  • Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics | George Carlin

    Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

    • ORIGINAL (53 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.

  • You Are All Diseased | George Carlin

    You Are All Diseased

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 1 min)
    • By George Carlin
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    Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.

  • George Carlin with Judy Gold at the 92nd Street Y | George Carlin

    George Carlin with Judy Gold at the 92nd Street Y

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 28 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By Judy Gold
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    Recently passed, George Carlin was a comedian famous for his "Seven Dirty Words" routine. To his credit are nearly 20 albums, five Grammy awards, and two Cable Ace Awards, and more HBO specials than anyone. He authored several books, including The New York Times best seller Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty. In this interview, he speaks with Judy Gold about his life and his comedy, and answers questions from the audience.

  • Class Clown | George Carlin

    Class Clown

    • ORIGINAL (48 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    Comedian George Carlin's definitive monologue was delivered on this 1972 album, his third, in the form of Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television. The FCC and Supreme Court held the routine as the epitome of tastelessness, threatening to yank the license of any station that dare play it over public airwaves. So you know it has to be funny. Buy it today and shock your parents!

  • Jammin' in New York | George Carlin

    Jammin' in New York

    • ORIGINAL (56 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    George Carlin's eighth HBO special, taped on April 24 and 25, 1992, at the Paramount Theater, on the grounds of Madison Square Garden in New York City. Topics include the recently ended Persian Gulf War, similarities and differences among average Americans, language used at airports and more.

  • Life Is Worth Losing | George Carlin

    Life Is Worth Losing

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 11 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    George Carlin's 18th album. It was recorded simultaneously with the live broadcast of his 13th HBO special.

  • Complaints & Grievances | George Carlin

    Complaints & Grievances

    • ORIGINAL (54 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.

  • On the Road | George Carlin

    On the Road

    • ORIGINAL (46 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    Here's George Carlin's seventh comedy album. Recorded live on October 3, 1976, at the Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles, California. This was Carlin's last album for five years.

  • Back in Town | George Carlin

    Back in Town

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 1 min)
    • By George Carlin
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    George Carlin's ninth HBO special, it was recorded in 1996 at the Beacon Theater in New York City, his first of many performances there. Carlin said it featured the best writing and performing he'd done in 36 years.

  • Carlin on Campus | George Carlin

    Carlin on Campus

    • ORIGINAL (48 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    This fourth HBO special by George Carlin was recorded on April 18 and 19, 1984 and features mostly new material. The opening features Carlin in Catholic school with a short version of "Class Clown" and animation shorts. The ending features Carlin playing piano to an original song called "Armadillo Blues".

  • What Am I Doing in New Jersey? | George Carlin

    What Am I Doing in New Jersey?

    • ORIGINAL (47 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    Here's George Carlin's 11th comedy album, recorded at the Park Theater in Union City, New Jersey, for an HBO special.

  • Playin' With Your Head | George Carlin

    Playin' With Your Head

    • ORIGINAL (47 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    George's lighthearted routines and less topical issues complement his overwhelming timing in this classic album. Taken from his performance at the Beverly Theatre in Los Angeles in May 1986, George offers some of his hilarious examinations of "Losing Things" and "You're Lost": "That's the first thing that happens when you get to Heaven," he says. "They give you back everything you ever lost".

  • Occupation: Foole | George Carlin

    Occupation: Foole

    • ORIGINAL (47 mins)
    • By George Carlin
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    What clever insights about growing up on the Upper West Side of New York City in the 1950s! Everything from gang culture to school life! This is George Carlin's fourth album. It was recorded on March 2 and 3, 1973, at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, California.

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