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1. Acknowledgements
2. Opening
3. A Place for My Stuff
4. First Announcements
5. Have a Nice Day
6. Rice Krispies
7. Second Announcements
8. Interview with Jesus
9. Join the Book Club
10. Abortion
11. Third Announcements
12. Ice Box Man
13. Fourth Announcements
14. Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
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17. Sixth Announcements
18. Fussy Eater, Part 2
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classic
- By Brad on 02-13-09
By: George Carlin
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Brain Droppings
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 598
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 345
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 340
Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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If you like the Carlin of late...
- By Rod A. on 12-12-11
By: George Carlin
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Complaints & Grievances
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 54 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story5 out of 5 stars 64
If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny
- By M on 02-21-17
By: George Carlin
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You Are All Diseased
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 145
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 105
Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
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5 out of 5 stars
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another classic Carlin
- By RIP IT UP! on 11-10-17
By: George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,548
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 741
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Story4 out of 5 stars 732
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- By Aaron on 10-19-04
By: George Carlin
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Last Words
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 828
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 645
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 642
As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Outstanding insight... Well read
- By Joe Crescenzi on 01-10-12
By: George Carlin
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Life Is Worth Losing
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 80
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 80
George Carlin's 18th album. It was recorded simultaneously with the live broadcast of his 13th HBO special.
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5 out of 5 stars
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classic
- By Brad on 02-13-09
By: George Carlin
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Brain Droppings
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 598
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 345
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 340
Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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If you like the Carlin of late...
- By Rod A. on 12-12-11
By: George Carlin
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Complaints & Grievances
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 54 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story5 out of 5 stars 64
If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny
- By M on 02-21-17
By: George Carlin
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You Are All Diseased
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 145
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 105
Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
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5 out of 5 stars
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another classic Carlin
- By RIP IT UP! on 11-10-17
By: George Carlin
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Occupation
- Foole
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 13
What clever insights about growing up on the Upper West Side of New York City in the 1950s! Everything from gang culture to school life! This is George Carlin's fourth album. It was recorded on March 2 and 3, 1973, at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, California.
By: George Carlin
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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,835
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,385
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,341
If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Like a Cast of Thousands
- By Rick on 07-16-12
By: George Carlin
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Napalm & Silly Putty
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 193
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 190
Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good, but not like the stand-up
- By Anonymous User on 10-10-21
By: George Carlin
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What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story5 out of 5 stars 40
Here's George Carlin's 11th comedy album, recorded at the Park Theater in Union City, New Jersey, for an HBO special.
By: George Carlin
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Classic Gold
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 139
This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Don't listen and drive
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-05-12
By: George Carlin
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FM & AM
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 50 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 31
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story4 out of 5 stars 16
FM & AM found Carlin officially poking fun at, while incorporating, his early material, performed in the lounges of America and on The Ed Sullivan Show. It also marked Carlin's metamorphosis from straight-laced to hippie, as he intentionally embraced the growing counterculture. The recording is divided into two separate manifestations of humor, making it a sort of comedy concept album.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Some of his best
- By Desdinova on 03-12-11
By: George Carlin
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Carlin on Campus
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
This fourth HBO special by George Carlin was recorded on April 18 and 19, 1984 and features mostly new material. The opening features Carlin in Catholic school with a short version of "Class Clown" and animation shorts. The ending features Carlin playing piano to an original song called "Armadillo Blues".
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5 out of 5 stars
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A legend
- By Jewels88 on 03-26-21
By: George Carlin
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Back in Town
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 40
George Carlin's ninth HBO special, it was recorded in 1996 at the Beacon Theater in New York City, his first of many performances there. Carlin said it featured the best writing and performing he'd done in 36 years.
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5 out of 5 stars
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George Carlin is Irreplaceable!
- By Tracy P. on 07-24-18
By: George Carlin
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More Napalm and Silly Putty
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 210
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 77
A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Entry-Level Carlin
- By Charles Elmore on 12-23-03
By: George Carlin
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Playin' With Your Head
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
George's lighthearted routines and less topical issues complement his overwhelming timing in this classic album. Taken from his performance at the Beverly Theatre in Los Angeles in May 1986, George offers some of his hilarious examinations of "Losing Things" and "You're Lost": "That's the first thing that happens when you get to Heaven," he says. "They give you back everything you ever lost".
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5 out of 5 stars
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Never get enough of him
- By Kim on 07-06-09
By: George Carlin
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Seven Dirty Words
- The Life and Crimes of George Carlin
- By: James Sullivan
- Narrated by: Alan Sklar
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 148
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4 out of 5 stars 123
In Seven Dirty Words, journalist and cultural critic James Sullivan tells the story of Alternative America from the 1950s to the present, from the singular vantage point of George Carlin, the Catholic boy for whom nothing was sacred.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Carlin's CV with no Depth or Insight
- By Dubi on 01-23-14
By: James Sullivan
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George Carlin with Judy Gold at the 92nd Street Y
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: Judy Gold
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Recently passed, George Carlin was a comedian famous for his "Seven Dirty Words" routine. To his credit are nearly 20 albums, five Grammy awards, and two Cable Ace Awards, and more HBO specials than anyone. He authored several books, including The New York Times best seller Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty. In this interview, he speaks with Judy Gold about his life and his comedy, and answers questions from the audience.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Absolute master of comedy and irony
- By Diego cordoba on 07-24-18
By: George Carlin
What listeners say about A Place for My Stuff!
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- M
- 02-17-18
One of Carlin's Better Albums
If you could sum up A Place for My Stuff! in three words, what would they be?
Witty, Entertaining, Enjoyable.
Any additional comments?
I do not think this is his best album, but it is certainly one of his better ones. I have listened to it multiple times.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- savethezombies
- 02-01-24
George Carlin Radio
It's like if George Carlin had his own radio station. The fake ads are hilarious.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 10-08-12
Funny , but I want more .
A good classic comedy , sad its only 52 minutes .
I paid cash for this and it may have even been on special in my wish list , Don't use a credit . nothing less than 1 hour should be more than $5
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance3 out of 5 stars
- Nick Sampson
- 09-07-16
a lot of studio stuff very little actual stand up.
i was expecting a stand up show. which had parts of that were good. but a lot of fake funny commercials and the like that I wasnt expecting.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Jill
- 06-27-08
Comdedy Classic
"A Place for My Stuff" is a classic comedy routine that never gets dated, mostly because it is true - it applies to anyone and everyone worldwide. Our lives are dedicated to acquiring/moving around our stuff!
Not just for Carlin fans - anyone would like this routine. The other entries on this CD, however, could possibly offend delicate ears. Lots of naughty words not meant for young listeners.
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- GFM
- 03-18-18
Classic Carlin, witty meditation.
Carlin's use of the English language is a masterpiece in audio, he says things that people think about, but couldn't vocalize.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Wes
- 05-09-12
Uproarious!!!
This was my introduction to George Carlin, at an age young enough not to understand all that this masterpiece offered. Still a favorite!! Listen, you'll love it!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Roxy G
- 03-12-18
Great, classic George Carlin!!!
George is so insightful. His analogies of every day life are freakin' hilarious! I miss him so much! RIP George, you were one of the great ones!!!!
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