• Vampin' Ain't Easy

  • Legend of the Vampire Reject, Book 1
  • By: Kimbra Swain
  • Narrated by: Dominic Carlos
  • Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Vampin' Ain't Easy

By: Kimbra Swain
Narrated by: Dominic Carlos
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Three vampire realms. A shift in the balance of power. And one reject.

Malik Demonbreun, the rejected heir of the Southern Vampire Realm, is thrown in the center of a deadly controversy, which may cost him his life. Again.

Malik sleeps during daylight and drives a wrecker at night. When his father forces him to return home, he becomes the focus of a deadly bid for a change of leadership within the realms. With no idea who is friend or foe, Malik searches for a way back to his disavowed life. But each step he takes moves him closer to his father's throne. A throne that Malik has never wanted.

He had no claim to riches in the reject life. But at least he wasn't living in a sick game of 50 ways to kill a vampire. He never thought he'd miss licking the blood from the seats of wrecked vehicles. One thing was for sure, rich or reject, vampin' ain't easy.

Start this gritty and humorous series, Legend of the Vampire Reject, with Vampin' Ain't Easy by Kimbra Swain, author of the Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen series. This is book one of four in the series plus a prequel.

©2019 Leslie Young (P)2020 Leslie Young

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Fangtastic!

Narration is great! This is a different take on vampires while keeping the best parts of the lore. Full of funny jokes to balance out the dark. Must read!

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A Really good vampire story.

Vampire politics, schemes, treachery with a side of the long game. It has been a while since I've had the pleasure of a strong Vampire tale.

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Nothing better than a smart aleck vamp!

I really enjoyed the story, I can't wait to listen to more! I will definitely be getting the next one!

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I was so disappointed

It sounds like it was written by a 15yr old boy. The narrator was good.

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