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Two necromancers, a dragon, and a vampire - it sounds like a shortcut to disaster, and for Timmy, it’s certainly looking that way.
To earn his pardon and avoid becoming yet another necromancer statistic, Timmy has to work for the Council. From bandit uprisings to giant sea serpents and ogre invasions, Timmy and the others are there to save the day - sort of.
And despite relying on overly intelligent ninja rats, an elf who believes that fire is the answer to everything, a bureaucrat who struggles to stay conscious through an entire fight, and a precocious apprentice who has designs on his castle, property damage per mission is down, they haven’t blown up another mountain, and they’ve gone several missions without ripping a hole in reality.
Naturally, it won’t last.
When the dragon egg their resident pyromaniac stole hatches to reveal the world’s cuddliest harbinger of death, Timmy and the others are dragged into a pair of diabolically dangerous missions. Breaking out of one of the world’s most secure prisons was hard enough. Now, they have to break back in to rescue a vampire.
And then there’s the Eye of the Abyss. Does your country have a problem with a divine artefact capable of singlehandedly winning a war? Don’t worry. Just send Timmy and the gang. They’ll handle it, and Timmy might even get to live every necromancer’s dream with - zombie pirates.
Timmy and the others want their pardons, and they’re not going to let anyone stop them, not armies, not fleets, not even the most powerful empire the world has ever seen that just so happens to hold a centuries-old grudge against Everton.
The world is going to learn a very important lesson: never, ever underestimate a necromancer with a shovel and time to plan.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sound Editing Needed
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,178
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,192
After dying and being reborn into a world that's built like a video game, Jim has found himself stuck in a very old-world style new-player zone for low-level adventurers. Unfortunately, the zone fell out of use centuries ago, and no one told the monsters they were supposed to take it easy on the Noobs. Even worse, the only new player around is Jim. Jim has been given an opportunity, and he'll do his best to take advantage of it.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Like the land but actually finishes story lines.
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By: Ryan Rimmel
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,229
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,225
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really Entertaining
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By: Neven Iliev
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Sentenced to Troll Compendium, Books 1-3
- By: S.L. Rowland
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 615
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 546
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 544
Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to 30 days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most despised races in Mythos.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Kids book
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By: S.L. Rowland
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Tides of Magic
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
When Hal Emden hears about a contest that offers winners the chance to test the newest game from his favorite designer on a cutting-edge, unprecedented virtual reality system, he has to try his luck. Surprisingly, he wins. A full week, all expenses paid, to play the fully immersive game Tides of Magic Online. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, it's not like Elwin, the creator of the game and series, is an insane psychopath intent on trapping them in his virtual world for purposes unknown...right?
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1 out of 5 stars
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OP'd to the MAX!!
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Vainqueur Knightsbane is your average dragon: A giant, fire-breathing lizard who loves to take naps on his golden hoard, kidnap princesses for fun, and make the life of adventurers miserable. Vainqueur's only pleasure in life is to watch his treasure get bigger, one coin at a time. So when a would-be thief turned unwilling minion tells him about "classes", "levels", and "quests", Vainqueur wonders if maybe, just maybe, he should consider a career change. After all, why bother hunting monsters for free when you can get paid for it?
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Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
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In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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- Sunset
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- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 36 hrs and 49 mins
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,449
Eric didn't ask to be a vampire. In fact he didn't even believe in them. Biting your own tongue with your fangs does a lot of convincing. Even so, being a part-time undead isn't as easy as you might think. It can let you hold down a day job, true, but sometimes the night "life" can be more than a little difficult, what with those bloodthirsty urges and predatory instincts kicking in.
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Chapters are out of order!!!!
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By: Garon Whited
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Way of the Immortals: Path of the Divine
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Thrust by a mysterious portal into an unknown world, Nick Barnette does what anyone would do in his situation: he runs. Now separated from his friends, and being pursued by powerful forces he doesn’t understand, Nick must navigate the Kingdom of Lhasa and figure out how to get home. Through his trials and tribulations, Nick notices that he has developed a strange power that allows him to slow down time, vastly improving his combat ability. But he doesn’t have any control over the power.
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A cultivation novel without cultivation...
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Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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By: Andrew Seiple
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A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent story, great narrator...except...
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By: G. Akella
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City of the Fallen Sky
- By: Tim Pratt
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 207
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 194
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 193
Once a student of alchemy with the dark scholars of the Technic League, Alaeron fled their arcane order when his conscience got the better of him, taking with him a few strange devices of unknown function. Now in hiding in a distant city, he's happy to use his skills creating minor potions and wonders - at least until the back-alley rescue of an adventurer named Jaya lands him in trouble with a powerful crime lord.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Two stories in one
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By: Tim Pratt
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Sting & Song
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The life of a giant bee is a simple one. The life of a giant bee when her queen turns the entire hive into human-like apis to fend off an attack? That’s a good deal more complicated. Getting down from a 50-foot giant rose without wings while surviving the attacks of malevolent wasps is just a start. Surviving long enough to figure out what to do with her new life proves to be something of a challenge, but at least that much is understandable. Of course, that’s when she gets sucked into the tangled web of an ambitious demon lord who’s threatening to plunge the world into a war.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it
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By: Benjamin Medrano
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Liar's Blade
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With strength, wit, rakish charm, and a talking sword named Hrym, Rodrick has all the makings of a classic hero - except for the conscience. Instead, he and Hrym live a high life as scoundrels, pulling cons and parting the weak from their gold. When a mysterious woman invites them along on a quest into the frozen north in pursuit of a legendary artifact, it seems like a prime opportunity to make some easy coin - especially if there's a chance for a double-cross.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Play Pathfinder, never thought about reading it
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Realm Between Series # , The Realm Between
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Story4 out of 5 stars 100
Will refused to admit to the HR lady at Radical Interactive that he'd never played their debut virtual reality MMORPG The Realm. With the company's failed attempt at entering the gaming industry, they switched their sights to focus on smaller scale educational programs. Being a beta tester for Radical Interactive was not the dream job that Will had envisioned, but he had hoped it would get his foot in the door to one day becoming a graphic designer for the company. He never realized that he was literally signing his life away.
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1 out of 5 stars
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GOBLIN R@PE BABY DIC AUTHOR ALERT
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By: Phoenix Grey
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Forging Divinity
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Some say that in the city of Orlyn, godhood is on sale to the highest bidder. Thousands flock to the city each year, hoping for a chance at immortality. Lydia Hastings is a knowledge sorcerer, capable of extracting information from anything she touches. When she travels to Orlyn to validate the claims of the local faith, she discovers a conspiracy that could lead to a war between the world's three greatest powers. At the focal point is a prisoner who bears a striking resemblance to the long-missing leader of the pantheon she worships.
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1 out of 5 stars
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OK magic system, but everything else is flat
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By: Andrew Rowe
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Gestation
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 223
If you mix Sword Art Online and The Land, and make them both darker - Project Chrysalis is what you get in this new Gamelit series. Chrysalis is the project of the century. It’s a hyper-realistic fantasy RPG set in the Middle Ages. Chrysalis is a perfect virtual reality game where every orphan under governmental care is placed in an in-game family to finally obtain all the love and care from the parents which kids need so desperately. But for one orphan who took part in this program something went horribly wrong. Instead of a happy childhood Anji suffers from demonification.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start
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By: John Gold
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Blackmist
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Good things come to those who wait. Damien Vale didn’t, and he ended up bound to an Eldritch creature from beyond the reaches of space. It has lived since the dawn of time, seen the world born and destroyed countless times, and wants to be called Henry. Unusual companion or not, Damien was still determined to go to a mage college and study magic. He wants nothing more than to live normal life as a researcher, but if Henry’s true nature is revealed, he’ll be killed.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What a breath of fresh air
- By Ed Giniat on 10-17-22
By: Actus
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Order of Scorpions
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Maeve York
- Length: 25 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 366
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Six years ago, I awoke in a cage with no knowledge of who I was or where I’d come from. Six years ago, I was spared the flesh markets and instead thrown in with a group of savages, where I learned it was fight or die. Now, eight Orders of Assassins are converging on the only home I’ve ever known. All in hopes of purchasing new blade slaves for their ranks. I’m for sale, yet all I want is a life far from death and ownership. Then I meet them, the Order of Scorpions. Their allure is a threat to the freedom I crave, but I won’t fall victim to their sting, no matter how tempting it might be.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good story, but major ick *Spoiler review*
- By C Ricketts on 08-19-23
By: Ivy Asher
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Sea of Rust
- A Novel
- By: C. Robert Cargill
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,163
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,917
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,914
It's been 30 years since the apocalypse and 15 years since the murder of the last human being at the hands of robots. Humankind is extinct. Every man, woman, and child has been liquidated by a global uprising devised by the very machines humans designed and built to serve them. Most of the world is controlled by an OWI - One World Intelligence, the shared consciousness of millions of robots uploaded into one huge mainframe brain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This Book has Magic
- By Kurt Schwoppe on 06-15-18
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Wizard for Hire
- By: Obert Skye
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,755
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,303
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,294
Fourteen-year-old Ozzy lives near Portland, Oregon, and is desperate for help. His scientist parents have been kidnapped after discovering a formula that enables mind control. Their work was so top secret that Ozzy is afraid to go to the police, but without help, he fears he'll never find his parents. Then he stumbles across a classified ad in the local newspaper that says "Wizard for Hire. Call 555-SPEL." Ozzy has read about wizards in books like Harry Potter, but wizards couldn't exist today, could they? After Ozzy meets the wizard Labyrinth - a.k.a. Rin - he's even more skeptical.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Story
- By LizzyD629 on 09-12-20
By: Obert Skye
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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,452
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,693
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,668
Patricia Campbell's life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she's always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they're as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not my cup of tea
- By NorthernPerson on 04-21-20
By: Grady Hendrix
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The Wee Free Men
- Tiffany Aching, Book 1
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Indira Varma, Bill Nighy, Steven Cree
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 90
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story5 out of 5 stars 82
A nightmarish danger threatens from the other side of reality. . . . Armed with only a frying pan and her common sense, young witch-to-be Tiffany Aching must defend her home against the monsters of Fairyland. Luckily she has some very unusual help: the local Nac Mac Feegle—aka the Wee Free Men—a clan of fierce, sheep-stealing, sword-wielding, six-inch-high blue men.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great book; Indira Varna excellent but…
- By McFries on 12-06-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Moving In Series Box Set Books 1 - 6
- Supernatural Horror with Scary Ghosts and Haunted Houses
- By: Ron Ripley
- Narrated by: Thom Bowers
- Length: 40 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,157
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,027
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,018
"Iron...and...salt," whispers the old man. The dead old man. "Hurry or it will be too late...." In a bid to escape the stresses of city life, Brian Roy moves his family out into the country, a decision that will forever thrust him into the chilling world of ghosts.... This digital box set contains all of the six thrilling supernatural novels in this best-selling series.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well worth the credit!
- By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 01-29-19
By: Ron Ripley
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Captured by Aliens Complete Boxed Set
- The Complete Alien Abduction Romance Series (5 books)
- By: A.G. Wilde
- Narrated by: B.N. Love
- Length: 36 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 106
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 99
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Step into a captivating world of alien romance and adventure with the thrilling box set of the Captured by Aliens series.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The main character stupidity
- By Suzette Brown on 12-11-23
By: A.G. Wilde
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The Oath
- By: Frank E. Peretti
- Narrated by: Tom Taylorson
- Length: 16 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 822
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 750
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Story5 out of 5 stars 747
Something evil is at work in Hyde River, an isolated mining town in the mountains of the Pacific Northwest. Under the cover of darkness, a predator strikes without warning—taking life in the most chilling and savage fashion. The community of Hyde River watches in terror as residents suddenly vanish. Yet, the more locals are pressed for information, the more they close ranks, sworn to secrecy by their forefathers’ hidden sins. Only when Hyde River’s secrets are exposed is the true extent of the danger fully revealed.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Suspenseful page turner
- By Consumer Outlook on 05-31-21
By: Frank E. Peretti
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A Dreadful Splendor
- A Novel
- By: B.R. Myers
- Narrated by: Olivia Vinall
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 218
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 191
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 191
In Victorian London, Genevieve Timmons poses as a spiritualist to swindle wealthy mourners—until one misstep lands her in a jail cell awaiting the noose. Then a stranger arrives to make her a peculiar offer. The lord he serves, Mr. Pemberton, has been inconsolable since the tragic death of his beautiful bride-to-be. If Genevieve can perform a séance persuasive enough to bring the young lord peace, she will win her freedom.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent!
- By Kimberly A. Minardi on 09-20-22
By: B.R. Myers
What listeners say about Two Necromancers, a Dragon, and a Vampire
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- LB123
- 12-29-21
Hilarious listening!
LG Estrella has a wonderful sense of humor & writing skills to match! This has become one of my favorite series. With well developed characters and plot lines that follow one book to the next. it is a great way to unwind and enjoy a bit of downtime.
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- Michael Sparks
- 11-12-21
Been loving these stupid stories ^-^
Simple classic story tropes.
Think the Princess bride with necromancers
The heroes are never in real danger it's like Saturday morning cartoons ^-^ I would have truly loved these 20 years ago.
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- Kim
- 07-29-21
Fred Berman Makes Every Book seat Awesome
I search for books narrated by Fred Berman. I'm a huge fan of how he reads a story!
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- TruckingDiva
- 07-03-22
This Audiobook takes your mind on such an Adventurous, Exciting, and Hilarious Journey!
I really loved listening to this Audiobook! The story was so exciting to listen to - super creative, very adventurous, and even funny! I absolutely loved the narrator, who did such an amazing job portray all of the characters in such a seamless and effortless manner! His amazing talents took my mind on such an exciting adventure - that I could see the scenes come to life in my mind! The narrator had me so engaged into the story, that I found myself often laughing out loud as he brought all of the special characters to life with their very own unique personalities!!
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- Lady Rhavyn
- 09-01-22
love these books!!
this series is like listening to a D&D campaign from the perspective of the character it is absolutely fabulous! I have prostitute hunt down and download on audible all the books I can on this particular series because I love it and I'm a hard person to make laugh because my humor is complicated and this one had me rolling and laughing.
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- Farming&Chickens
- 08-27-22
Fun! Eye-roll Worthy!
Listen to this when you need a snarky, lightly mirthful book.
The series starts with a freeby (free is good!), books 1 & 2. I like the character development as it comes across as natural progression.
The reader does a phenomenal job; his tone of voice does a great job of communicating the emotions of the characters. Tied in with the quality of the story just makes this a fun book. Enjoy!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-30-22
Surprised… in a good way!
This came across my feed as a suggestion. I’m a big fan of Dungeon Crawler Carl and I’m waiting for the new one. Now I’m hooked on this one.
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- Jim
- 01-17-23
Fantastic. Very entertaining.
The author and the narrator deliver in this episode fantasy tale. I love how the characters are mundane yet incredibly powerful. The story has humor and heart and the narrator brings it all out.
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- Adam A.
- 01-28-23
Love
Good pacing, funny dialogue, simple but entertaining story. It’s like a shonen in fantasy lol
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- Lego Man
- 03-09-24
Solid Narrator to book match
Fun series, liked this entry, glad I found it on Plus catalog.
The underlying concept is quite macabre, but delivered in a funny way.
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