• What Were You Thinking?

  • $600-Per-Hour Legal Advice on Relationships, Marriage, and Divorce
  • By: Mark Barondess
  • Narrated by: Mark Barondess
  • Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
  • 3.3 out of 5 stars (90 ratings)

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What Were You Thinking?

By: Mark Barondess
Narrated by: Mark Barondess
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Publisher's summary

Wouldn't it be nice if you could sit down with an attorney who normally charges $600 per hour and receive expert legal advice on what is no doubt one of the biggest decisions you will ever make in your life?

Here is your chance. Mark A. Barondess has written an absolutely indispensable guide for anyone considering coupling, or uncoupling. Filled with hilarious anecdotes, solid legal advice and tricks of the trade you will not find anywhere else, this is THE must-have guide to what everyone needs to know when it comes to the legal ramifications of relationships, marriage, and divorce.

Not only will you get the benefit of Mark's 20 years as a top family law practitioner, you will also receive exclusive candid advice from some of Mark's friends including Larry King, Dr. Phil, Montel Williams, legal legend Robert Shapiro, comedic great Lewis Black, and even rock star Gene Simmons. They all weigh in with their unique thoughts and advice on marriage and divorce.

"Many of life's greatest rewards are bestowed upon those who take the biggest risks. However, before you take any great risk, you should at least have a basic appreciation of the potential consequences of your decision. So pull up a seat, and let's have a conversation. No need to rush, the clock isn't running. Tell me, honestly...what were you thinking?"

©2005 Mark Barondess (P)2005 Phoenix Audio

Critic reviews

"Barondess' informed and occasionally raucous examination of the institution is cheaper than consulting a divorce attorney or hiring a wedding caterer, and is well-worth a look before doing either." (Publishers Weekly)
"Marriage and divorce are two very serious and expensive decisions (trust me, I know). At $600 per hour, this hilarious but sobering book contains approximately $44,000 worth of legal advice from one of the top lawyers in the country. If only I had read this book first." (Montel Williams)

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A must read before you get married

Take his advise very seriously. I have experienced everything he says personally.
I was hoping for some legal advise but it's missing.

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Entertaining, but not $600 advice

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

If you're looking for entertaining thoughts on marriage and divorce, you might enjoy the ruminations of celebrities; Mr. Barondess is rather fond of name dropping.

What was most disappointing about Mark Barondess’s story?

Although this book was enjoyable, it wasn't anything close to providing serious, straightforward $600 legal advice. There was nothing I didn't already know. (Example: the best advice to avoid divorce? Don't get married.) If this is the kind of thing he's charging $600/hour for, might as well go with the cheap divorce lawyer.

Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Mark Barondess?

Mark was a fine reader; he was enjoyable to listen to. The production quality was fairly low. You could hear papers shuffling, a handful of mis-reads and startovers, and some weird pronunciations. But I wouldn't disregard the audiobook for that reason.

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

Blah. Okay to listen to, but I got nothing out of it. If you marry the right person, you can be happy. If you don't, divorce is miserable. No surprises here.

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Currently Going Through a Divorce

I am currently going through a divorce and found this audiobook absolutely WONDERFUL! The author is very intersting and the content was useful. This would be a great gift for any young person even contemplating marriage. They may indeed change their mind!

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I recommend this to everyone

In the many years I have listened to audio books - this is one of the best. This guy really 'nails' it. The information is not just complete but at times moving. The delievery is well paced and easily understandable. This is a must hear for anyone going into or moving out of a relationship. This has positively changed my life and I remain grateful to the author. This audio book is long but really worth it and it's not boring but interesting, well paced and complete. Wow!!! Thank you Mr. Barondess.

Sincerely, Stuart

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