• The Bed of Procrustes

  • Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms
  • By: Nassim Nicholas Taleb
  • Narrated by: Sean Pratt
  • Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (1,003 ratings)

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The Bed of Procrustes

By: Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Narrated by: Sean Pratt
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By the author of the modern classic The Black Swan, this collection of aphorisms and meditations expresses his major ideas in ways you least expect.

The Bed of Procrustes takes its title from Greek mythology: the story of a man who made his visitors fit his bed to perfection by either stretching them or cutting their limbs. It represents Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s view of modern civilization’s hubristic side effects - modifying humans to satisfy technology, blaming reality for not fitting economic models, inventing diseases to sell drugs, defining intelligence as what can be tested in a classroom, and convincing people that employment is not slavery.

Playful and irreverent, these aphorisms will surprise you by exposing self-delusions you have been living with but never recognized. With a rare combination of pointed wit and potent wisdom, Taleb plows through human illusions, contrasting the classical values of courage, elegance, and erudition against the modern diseases of nerdiness, philistinism, and phoniness.

©2010 Nassim Nicholas Taleb (P)2010 Gildan Media Corp

Critic reviews

“[Taleb writes] in a style that owes as much to Stephen Colbert as it does to Michel de Montaigne.” ( The Wall Street Journal)
The most prophetic voice of all.” ( GQ)
"Idiosyncratically brilliant.” ( Los Angeles Times)
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Taleb's Aphorisms

This is an excellent book although perhaps not suited to listening, it is short and hinges on one sentence aphorisms which would probably be better read one at a time and pondered. To hear them consecutively as in a list is intriguing, and simply gives on a desire to experience the printed book.

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Don't, under any circumstances, read this book!

Not since reading Rochefoucauld's Maxims (as part of my Beloit College Classics curriculum), have I encountered such an extraordinary book. Further, don't be fooled by its quick read, there are lessons within that will make you scratch your head & perhaps even ponder your own existence...

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why is it required that you write a review to post a rating. I don't feel like posting a review

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Buy the BOOK

While this a good listen and full of little wisdoms, you'll want the hard bound book near your desk as a reference piece. I can see using many of these aphorisms as quotes in presentations. Lots of great stuff hear but better in book form.

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Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Nassim Nicholas Taleb, I love this guys no BS outlook on life, and admire the Genius. My only complaint is that it was not narrated by Mr. Taleb. It's not the Black Swan, but almost equally entertaining, if he had read it.

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Good aphorisms but nothing BUT aphorisms

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This book has no story to it at ALL. It's rather a collection of different 1-2 sentence assertions (aphorisms). It was lots of fun to read, but lacks any sort of storyline.

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Can You Highlight an Entire Book?

Surprisingly novel and concise wisdom. A book like this assumes most topics would be familiar, thankfully not the case. Talib has an amazing mind.

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Almost too short

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Definitely calls for another listen with pen and paper at hand.

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If you could sum up The Bed of Procrustes in three words, what would they be?

Insightful. Entertaining. Thought provoking.

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I replay the entire book fairly often, such as while performing other tasks. Each time I enjoy it just as much as the previous listen, if not more so. There is rarely a book that I can do this with.

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better as a book instead of audio

as a collections of aphorisms, this book is better to digest one sentence at a time over the course of a year.

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