Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have downloaded this audiobook. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this audiobook is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: Guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.
How does a betch make that happen? Here are some highlights:
We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down.
This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.
©2013 The Betches (P)2013 Tantor
I'm 25 so maybe I am too old for this book - I can appreciate the humor and snark in this book but it is essentially a guide for idiot girls. Maybe I would have liked this when I was 18 or 19 but honestly its a bit too much for me now. However, if you're a hot mess who only likes to party their ass off then this book is for you.
This book by no means is a guide to live a happy life nor should the advice in the book be taken seriously. That being said it is a very entertaining read scattered with some lessons of life that all young women encounter at some point in their lives. If you are in college or soon approaching, consider this book a part of your freshman orientation.
The only people I could see liking this book are sorority sisters and similar types of privileged, stupid girls who try to live their life by riding off other people's coattails (their parents, significant others, etc.)
Her voice is very annoying and it sounded like she was trying to have an annoying voice purposefully.
I enjoyed the snarky, offensive jokes
The title of my review is what the book should have been called. I was only able to listen to a little over an hour of this audiobook before I had to turn it off. I am by no mean offended easily, but this book was so stupid and annoying, I could not listen to any more.
I couldn't stop listening, kept me super amused. May not be your type of book if your over 30 it has a young vibe to it. And we'll the scenarios identify more with that younger age group.
This book has a few fun lines and obviously it's not meant to be taken too seriously - but I didn't enjoy it aside from a few lol moments from one liners. Not worth it. Sorry!
Best , funniest most truthful book about how women should be in the world!! Especially about being fat and dominating your world!
I knew going into this it would be a silly book, however I like to listen to things that i do not have to pay much attention while working, but WOW its really bad. The narrator's voice is soooo bad. Its like shes trying to be smart girl pretending to be a dumb girl pretending to be a smart girl in just inflection alone.
I may still find some dumb blonde humor funny but will definitely listen to the sample first. Lesson learned.
Never. Im sure Arika might do well in other genres, but this book did her no service. Most of the blame should be put on the writers...but Arika watched too many episodes of the simple life before she took this on.
Disappointment and annoyed I wasted a credit.
definitely puts you in that betch mood how to not take crap from irrelevant ppl but a good 5 chapters are stupid and unusable unless you come from a wealthy family and live in the city its funny ill give it that but I couldnt relate to half the book better off just watching girl code
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