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Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything | [The Betches]

Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have downloaded this audiobook. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this audiobook is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.
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Publisher's Summary

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have downloaded this audiobook. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this audiobook is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: Guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.

How does a betch make that happen? Here are some highlights:

  • Don't be easy.
  • Don't be poor.
  • Don't be ugly.

We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down.

This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.

©2013 The Betches (P)2013 Tantor

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    sara 03-11-15
    sara 03-11-15 Member Since 2015
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    "terrible idiotic book"

    wasted my money. this is pure junk... I think I lost a few brain cells listening to this message.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Victoria MISSOURI CITY, TX, US 12-04-13
    Victoria MISSOURI CITY, TX, US 12-04-13 Member Since 2014
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    What disappointed you about Nice Is Just a Place in France?

    I'm 25 so maybe I am too old for this book - I can appreciate the humor and snark in this book but it is essentially a guide for idiot girls. Maybe I would have liked this when I was 18 or 19 but honestly its a bit too much for me now. However, if you're a hot mess who only likes to party their ass off then this book is for you.


    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Halle Johnson 05-08-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Taken with a light heart, this book is fabulous! "

    This book by no means is a guide to live a happy life nor should the advice in the book be taken seriously. That being said it is a very entertaining read scattered with some lessons of life that all young women encounter at some point in their lives. If you are in college or soon approaching, consider this book a part of your freshman orientation.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Brittany 01-14-15
    Brittany 01-14-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Only if you're 18-22"

    This book has a few fun lines and obviously it's not meant to be taken too seriously - but I didn't enjoy it aside from a few lol moments from one liners. Not worth it. Sorry!

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 08-07-15 Member Since 2015
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    definitely puts you in that betch mood how to not take crap from irrelevant ppl but a good 5 chapters are stupid and unusable unless you come from a wealthy family and live in the city its funny ill give it that but I couldnt relate to half the book better off just watching girl code

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Brandon O'Connor 07-24-15 Member Since 2013
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    "How to live your life by rich, coked out whores"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    The only people I could see liking this book are sorority sisters and similar types of privileged, stupid girls who try to live their life by riding off other people's coattails (their parents, significant others, etc.)


    Has Nice Is Just a Place in France turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Yes


    What didn’t you like about Arika Rapson’s performance?

    Her voice is very annoying and it sounded like she was trying to have an annoying voice purposefully.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    I enjoyed the snarky, offensive jokes


    Any additional comments?

    The title of my review is what the book should have been called. I was only able to listen to a little over an hour of this audiobook before I had to turn it off. I am by no mean offended easily, but this book was so stupid and annoying, I could not listen to any more.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Ana Maria Miami 07-15-15
    Ana Maria Miami 07-15-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Has humor to it and very entertaining"

    I couldn't stop listening, kept me super amused. May not be your type of book if your over 30 it has a young vibe to it. And we'll the scenarios identify more with that younger age group.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    kyeisha 04-09-15
    kyeisha 04-09-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Ehhhh"

    I thought this was gonna be a self help book but it's kind of mean and I think the girls are racist. I'm black and from the islands and found it offensive. The dont be fat and don't eat part was helpful though.

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    Shannon M Everett 01-14-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Hilarious and inappropriate... Right up my alley"

    Best , funniest most truthful book about how women should be in the world!! Especially about being fat and dominating your world!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Margot 10-29-13
    Margot 10-29-13
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    "Love the Betches"
    Where does Nice Is Just a Place in France rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Top 10


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    Was not a fan of the narrator. She sounded bland and sarcastic all the time even when sarcasm was not what the reader was going for.


    Any additional comments?

    Great Read but only for certain people. If you get offended easily DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful

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