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Dating Tips from a Woman's Point of View Audiobook

Dating Tips from a Woman's Point of View: How to Get the Girl You Want

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If you are looking for how to get laid on the first date, that’s easy, take her to a bar, get her drinking, but not to the point of throwing up. After she’s pretty intoxicated, giggling at everything you say, try a few advances, touching her arm, or shoulder, and see if she responds. Dance with her, and do a little grinding, and see if she grinds back. If the answers to these are yes, then offer her, since she can’t drive, to come back to your place. Once she’s at your place, continue with just a little more alcohol for the nerves. Don’t mix alcohol. If she was doing shots at the bar, don’t give her beer or wine coolers at your place, or she’ll be spending the night with your toilet, not you. Give her just a few more shots, and then do the final move with a kiss. The kiss will tell it all. If she pushes you away, and doesn't take your advances, don’t get discouraged, you still have a chance. Offer her to put a movie on, get a pillow and a blanket, if you have a pull out couch, great, or one big enough for you two to snuggle on. If not, let her lay back to watch the movie. Let her put her feet on your lap. I don’t know many woman who would turn down a foot massage. Massaging is a great way to lead to sex. After both feet, work your way up to her calves. Hint: use lotion. It makes her feel more like it’s a massage, not you just trying to grope her up. If when you get to her calves, and she’s still allowing you to massage, continue on, and then get the thighs. I’m pretty sure you know where to go from there.

©2014 Vince Stead (P)2014 Vince Stead

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    ian 09-02-15
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    Feel like the book was targeting college guys, or lower middle class gents. I'm sorry if you take a woman out on a first date to golden coral and then to the movies, you kinda just suggested she is fat and doesn't mind being interrupted by kids not being monitored or inconsiderate obese people trying to get there fix and then to the movies on a first date you just waisted 20 bucks because you can't get to know each other while the notebook in the 3D is playing. Much better books out there especially ones that teach you how to read a woman's body language.

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    Mario 08-20-15
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    nothing really new but ok if you are a biggener.but I will keep it around

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    Im sure this content was a longer version of a blog post or something...not good

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    What made the experience of listening to Dating Tips from a Woman's Point of View the most enjoyable?

    i loved listening to this book the author is also the narrator that is really awesome!! she has a beautiful voice


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    there was no characters in this book...i did not think id like this book but Elizabeth Meadows made it interesting


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    If you could sum up Dating Tips from a Woman's Point of View in three words, what would they be?

    It's already summed up in the title!


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Dating Tips from a Woman's Point of View?

    I love every one of the tips, and can't wait to try them out


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Where she gives explanations to her tips


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    of course


    Any additional comments?

    Great job writing and narrating

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